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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 27

    Girl Welcomed To Womanhood With 4-Page Pamphlet https://trib.al/sdH3wfr pic.twitter.com/BIiTQwGWyN

    7:31 AM - 27 Jul 2018
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    25 replies 111 retweets 1,016 likes
      1. Michael GG‏ @mgganimal Jul 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “So you’re a woman now.”pic.twitter.com/X92KEifIrI

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      1. Go BLUE 2018!  🌊 🌊 🌊Register & VOTE! 🗳️‏ @iblockmagats Jul 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not so much a parody--it's news. I think schools here in the Midwest that got rid of sex ed give these out for a girl that winds up in the nurse's office if she freaks out because she's bleeding.

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      1. Misgivings‏ @lacunalingua Jul 27
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        “Expect even more forms of harassment coming from every walk of life. And speaking of walking ...”

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      2. Brian Covert  🤔‏ @CovertEsq Jul 27
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        Girl, you’ll be a womannnnn soon #PulpFiction https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JAHA4Jh5jkw …pic.twitter.com/W1vD3vtxRs

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      2. ColleenErickson‏ @ColleenFitzE Jul 27
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        My all time favorite...👋🏻pic.twitter.com/FZoGN1yknT

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      1. Jess J. Behrens‏ @glibly_jjb Jul 27
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        Boy welcomed to manhood with strangely satisfying dream about 5th period Social Studies teacher Ms. Flaxbeard.

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      1. ArtDesignMusic‏ @Wonderwoman1fan Jul 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh please God, not the pamphlet!!💀😂

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      2. Clementine the Tangerine‏ @tartarusorbust Jul 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Dammit, where was the pamphlet when I was younger?!?!

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      3. Melissa‏ @that1melissa Jul 28
        Replying to @tartarusorbust @TheOnion

        Right? I didn’t get a pamphlet.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Clementine the Tangerine‏ @tartarusorbust Jul 28
        Replying to @that1melissa @TheOnion

        Dude, you don't think it got lost in our spam folders, do you?

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. The Records Division‏ @Budgetcuts4 Jul 27
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        https://youtu.be/NEcZmT0fiNM 

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      2. gydyup‏ @gydyup Jul 27
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        Progress.pic.twitter.com/akZJfdqTpm

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      3. Melissa‏ @that1melissa Jul 28
        Replying to @gydyup @TheOnion

        This is more accurate for me 😂😂😂

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      1. Yadda‏ @Yadda66 Jul 27
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        A guide to being an obedient handmaid

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      1. Brodo‏ @Brodo2016 Jul 27
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        From menarche to anarchy. 😝

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      1. Scoriop‏ @BourbonCurio Jul 27
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        Hopefully it thoroughly instructs her on the fine art of workplace gossiping. I mean, how else is she going to waste 40% of the work day and demand equal pay at the same time? #STEMRising #WomeninBusiness

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      1. Chris Pender‏ @pender_chris79 Jul 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hope it's full of facts about the gender pay gap the patriarchy. How will she have excuses for failure and a healthy hatred of men.

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      1. Scott‏ @scottk1350 Jul 27
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        Welcome to the 75 percent.

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