I thought you were fake? This is 100% true 
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I hired a deserving homeless person to read this for me.
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not satire
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Is that Mitt Romney or do rich white dudes all look alike?
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This isn’t satire, it’s a sermon!
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Yum yum, these look delicious! Can we eat them?
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The onion contuinously gets further from jokes to the left, disgusting
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Is that
@MittRomney in the photo??? Perhaps he does@TheOnion photoshoots for extra cash to buy another yacht.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Gap greater between New York media elite and reality than previously recorded.
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The rich don't need to apprehend reality; they create their own...
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Elon won't like this!
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“Do I own a rocket ship? Hmmm. Must ask.”
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