Eleven years past waiting tables and the soda machine in my dreams is still broken.
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What's the deal with this guy? What's his story?pic.twitter.com/T2mbyREBoh
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He fought in the console war of 2006, guy has seen some deep shit, he even obtained the thousand yard stare
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Dad, stop. That's the busboy. He can't help you.
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Perfect
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"Waitress hopes awkward encounter with table doesn't effect her tips"
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Thanks for the flashbacks.
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Right when we got there too
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I still have this dream.
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Guy on the left knows what’s up
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Lol either you get it or you don’t.
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Waitresses do not get paid enough.
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The Onion keeps hiring plucky ex-servers
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In. The. Fucking. Weeds.
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