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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 26

    Mark Zuckerberg’s Net Worth Plunges Not Even Close To Enough https://trib.al/30MXJcx pic.twitter.com/4qOSHfylpH

    3:04 PM - 26 Jul 2018
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      2. The Cryptillionaire Dude‏ @Jwitt777 Jul 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Update: Zuckerberg still not sure why anyone uses his sitepic.twitter.com/WbzbSTE6z4

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      2. ScarecrowBoat‏ @BoatScarecrow Jul 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        We can't afford to pay for healthcare but Facebook can afford to lose $119 billion in a single day and not even feel the hit. Sound logic right there.

        5 replies 2 retweets 13 likes
      3. Ad Astra!‏ @elonisourhero Jul 26
        Replying to @BoatScarecrow @TheOnion

        Presenting to you the 21st century slavery by American crony fuckin capitalism.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. MAGIN  🛸‏ @paintedrozes Jul 26
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      1. Bob Lopez‏ @rplopez071559 Jul 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I would Guess that Running for President thing is on hold ?

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      1. Michael Towns‏ @towns_michael Jul 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When a company can lose +$100 Billion in market cap in one after noon, you have to give a slow cap to the Federal Reserve for its Olympian Loose Money efforts.

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      1. Bocephus Blair‏ @twisturnugg Jul 26
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        What does he care. He's a cyborg. 😎

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      1. Art Or Not Art‏ @artdecider Jul 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Art.

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      1. King ov Metal - Epic Viking Lord‏ @JokerBateman Jul 26
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      1. Cobra Commander‏ @_CobraCommander Jul 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Agreed... Imagine the world we'd be living in now if Zuck and Google never gave into the Dark Side? All that shit they peddled way back in the day that nobody remembers? Well, Pepperidge Farm remembers...

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      1. Nari Player Character‏ @CrumpetGod Jul 26
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        Absolutely destroyed

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      1. the D Boy‏ @hippopotus45 Jul 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He was so close to buying a country that would accept that his privacy is really important.Friggin natives of Hawaii don't get his absolute right to lesson their quality of life.

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      1. Kyle Andrew Brown‏ @kylemillennial Jul 28
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        𝗣𝗮𝗻𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗸 𝗭𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗿𝗯𝗲𝗿𝗴 holds press conference welcoming Armenian Genocide Deniers To Facebook. via The Onion @TheOnionpic.twitter.com/ISrQia88hw

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      1. Kristin Peterson‏ @ladyinabag1 Jul 26
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        Enough for what? Enough for me. He has other investments.

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      1. Christopher‏ @smartlogboy Jul 26
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        Crumbs!

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