Stakes are high
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Sharp wit
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Don't poke fun at this.
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I guess we should stick to the story
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It's a matter of knife and death
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They'll get him in the end but he'll make it through.
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Amazing photoshop of Jim Jordan wearing a jacket
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Im so sick of my taxpayer money going towards shenanigans like this. He's not even impaled right, the pole is supposed to come out his mouth. American's are funding this crap and it's not even being done right.
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Hey, I'm a taxpayer too, and this is how I prefer my government to impale people.
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Holy f*ck. I KNEW the Onion could keep up!!
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The one about rising sea level is slightly more subversive (?)

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House Conservatives Introduce Resolution To Sexually Abuse Male Pages While Rep. Jim Jordan Watches But Says Nothing
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I thought he changed his name to "Gym"
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I feel crucify would be closer, considering this the religious right? He went up on the cross for their sins?
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He’s the first to go of many
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He's looking a bit pale already!
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