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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 26

    Dr. Scholl’s Introduces New Freeze-Away Toe Remover https://trib.al/ZmthDVI pic.twitter.com/mozvh4OGvF

    11:21 AM - 26 Jul 2018
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    20 replies 67 retweets 486 likes
      1. Sapphyr Knight‏ @SapphyrKnight Jul 26
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        pic.twitter.com/HwAhcXnmyZ

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      1. Jon Wayne McQuatchi‏ @JWMcQuatchi Jul 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        For when you want the after effects of 3rd degree frostbite but you hate walking around in the snow? Lazy and crazy?

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      1. John Burrows‏ @JohnFohf Jul 26
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        This one got me, I did a double-take before realizing it was @TheOnion

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      1. Stan Lee Cup‏ @MuzzMuzzington Jul 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Finally! Now I can finally avoid having my wife tell me all the time that I need to clip my dang toenails

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      2. Alex Karout‏ @batcraft25 Jul 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        no more stubbing my toes on the corner of a furniture

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      1. Slade‏ @Slade87338300 Jul 27
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        I bet it does transgender operations too 😂

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      1. Liddell‏ @billliddell Jul 26
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        Not recommended for petspic.twitter.com/ALm30hDmUQ

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      1. Marybeth Horn‏ @MarybethHorn6 Jul 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        YES, sometimes they hurt that bad.!!! No joke.

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      1. Dan Savage‏ @ZipWatcher Jul 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        has everyone forgotten SNLs "Handi-off" and "Toe-riffic"? Nice rehash.

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      1. WSMCR Forum‏ @WSMCRForum Jul 26
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        At this very moment there are companies and national interests rushing to be the first to get a cut of the next mineral boom. Will you be a part of it or will it leave you behind?http://WSMCR.org 

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      1. Donovan‏ @donovang420x Jul 26
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        I think Debbie could’ve really used this @EmmaRoseKenney

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      1. Shannon Jackson‏ @shanthemanatl Jul 26
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        This is SO going to come in handy for my inbred relatives in Arkansas! #12fingers12toes

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      1. SteveInRealLife‏ @SteveInRealife Jul 26
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        Simpsons did it.https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/handioff/2859794 …

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      1. ✠ Rottweiler Unit ✠‏ @gleawlic Jul 26
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        Thank you, Dr. Scholl. I always wanted to wear a size 7.5.

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      1. David  ⛵ 🇺🇸‏ @dmwaun Jul 26
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        The maker of yoga pants announces new camel toe highlighter.

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      1. FIGHT like Pancho Villa‏ @JoanRob11999520 Jul 26
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        I can always count on ya'll for my daily laugh amongst all this telenovela in front of me...

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      1. Andrew Bilinski‏ @bilinski_andrew Jul 26
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        well, that's disturbing!

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