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For when you want the after effects of 3rd degree frostbite but you hate walking around in the snow? Lazy and crazy?
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This one got me, I did a double-take before realizing it was
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Finally! Now I can finally avoid having my wife tell me all the time that I need to clip my dang toenails
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no more stubbing my toes on the corner of a furniture
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I bet it does transgender operations too
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YES, sometimes they hurt that bad.!!! No joke.
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has everyone forgotten SNLs "Handi-off" and "Toe-riffic"? Nice rehash.
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At this very moment there are companies and national interests rushing to be the first to get a cut of the next mineral boom. Will you be a part of it or will it leave you behind?http://WSMCR.org
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I think Debbie could’ve really used this
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This is SO going to come in handy for my inbred relatives in Arkansas!
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Thank you, Dr. Scholl. I always wanted to wear a size 7.5.
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The maker of yoga pants announces new camel toe highlighter.
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I can always count on ya'll for my daily laugh amongst all this telenovela in front of me...
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well, that's disturbing!
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