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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 26

    Trump Vindicated After Rest Of Leaked Recording Reveals Him Urging Racial Reconciliation, Calling For Interfaith Dialogue, Condemning Gender Inequality https://trib.al/oKVoHiI pic.twitter.com/zJE3JvabwB

    8:39 AM - 26 Jul 2018
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      1. Esteban - Amazon FC Ambassador‏ @eenriquez345 Jul 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Finally, an Onion Article

        0 replies 1 retweet 86 likes
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      2. BGM_FinalKnight‏ @bertm1975 Jul 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Also, Spock has a goatee #MirrorUniversepic.twitter.com/wiOQ3tySKD

        2 replies 0 retweets 21 likes
      3. Jeff‏ @Jeff_Portland Jul 26
        Replying to @bertm1975 @TheOnion

        Nothing is more early 1980's than Nimoy with a stache in a corduroy suit.pic.twitter.com/FbWgGKoeLa

        2 replies 1 retweet 8 likes
      4. Spoopy Archaeologist‏ @thenerdyarch Jul 26
        Replying to @Jeff_Portland @bertm1975 @TheOnion

        In Search Of was such a great show!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Jeff‏ @Jeff_Portland Jul 27
        Replying to @thenerdyarch @bertm1975 @TheOnion

        Just the theme song would scare the shit out of me when I was a kid. #InSearchOf

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      2. Jon Wayne McQuatchi‏ @JWMcQuatchi Jul 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh, you. Still weird that an Onion article about Trump needs to be about him acting rationally in order to be effective satire. That is how far past parody and satire we are now. Strange days, indeed. Keep it up, The Onions. There is value in the lulz you provide.

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      1. Ben Weinrib‏ @benweinrib Jul 26
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        This might be the only thing that loses him support with his base

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      2. josh sullivan‏ @joshuadsullivan Jul 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        this is how he would finally lose the support of his base

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      1. Keegan Doyle‏ @doyle_keegan Jul 26
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        2018 if the Hobbit was made into two movies max

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      1. Andy Sutherland‏ @Andy51515 Jul 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Finally an Onion article I won't fall for.

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      1. Becky‏ @davefan Jul 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That last sentence. Lol

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      1. Brodo‏ @Brodo2016 Jul 26
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        You forgot to mention the apologies to his sexual assault victims, signing up for a book reading group, his crash course in actual history and apologies for insulting everyone except for dictators.

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      1. Alba Lass  🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿‏ @AlbaLass1 Jul 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Haha wouldn’t that be nice. He would have to have had a frontal lobotomy for any of that to be true!!

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      1. Brendan Smith‏ @brendan_smith__ Jul 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Lol good one

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      2. Theodosus‏ @Atheodosus Jul 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And he really wanted a Pepsi after all.

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