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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 26

    Gap Forced To Recall Pants After Man Dies Eating 37 Pairs Of Corduroys https://trib.al/5R4FGyd pic.twitter.com/rSJri9FLez

    5:56 AM - 26 Jul 2018
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    27 replies 194 retweets 1,543 likes
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      2. MarkG‏ @MarkG55025 Jul 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I found an old GAP T-shirt in the freezer. I was going to have it for lunch. Do you think it is OK?

        2 replies 1 retweet 14 likes
      3. Latte Sipping Bogan‏ @Latte_Bogan Jul 26
        Replying to @MarkG55025 @LordofWentworth @TheOnion

        What's the best before date?

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Nathan Rodriguez‏ @ParagHatzNate Jul 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        RIP Joey Chestnut. Gone too soon.

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      2. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 Jul 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? They’re making headlines.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Helen Y‏ @HelenY80777600 Jul 26
        Replying to @DavidHawley2 @TheOnion

        *groan

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Banana Republican 2.0  🌎‏ @tombuchanan271 Jul 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Must have been #TrumpSupporters.

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      1. Justin Thesing‏ @JustinThesing Jul 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @danamelcher

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      1. Mysterious Squid  🦑‏ @BrutalTruth163 Jul 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Mysterious Squid  🦑 Retweeted Mysterious Squid  🦑

        https://twitter.com/brutaltruth163/status/1022475897381605378 …

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        Renowned Optometrist denied Nobel Peace Prize for breakthrough corrective eye procedure after MC faints. @TheOnion #NobelPrize #doctor pic.twitter.com/eiCGQ6GLIz
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      1. Southern Kentucky DSA‏ @SoKYDSA Jul 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Mmmmmmm those sure were some Good Ass Pants

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      1. Ziggy Meinhart ❌‏ @ZiggyMeinhart1 Jul 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Obviously no warning labels on pants stating you can't "eat my shorts"

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      1. Steve Roth‏ @SRoth0508 Jul 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thought they were what... Ruffles potato chips?

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      1. franklyfrank‏ @Mic89005532 Jul 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Were they poisonous or did they plug him up?

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      1. Biz Raw Steel‏ @HorseRedAlert Jul 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        in a row?

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      1. Kevin Walker‏ @kmwalker33 Jul 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sounds like same logic used in favor stricter gun laws.

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      1. Michael E. Blackberg‏ @MEBlackberg Jul 26
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        pic.twitter.com/j7ZeIKyByJ

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      1. Metaluna‏ @Metaluna11 Jul 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Eat pant

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      1. Noah‏ @reeb1011 Jul 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Where is the disclaimer that this is satire!? How dare you try and fool gullible people. Twitter should be sued for allowing this fake news to do damage.pic.twitter.com/JfdmhgQ7N5

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      1. Jess J. Behrens‏ @glibly_jjb Jul 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well, corduroys do have 70% more fiber than regular slacks (it's in the ridges). And when your committed to a healthy diet, it's hard to pass up that kind of nutrition.

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      1. Spencer Dawson, PhD‏ @sleepscientist Jul 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What a glutton. There are children all over the world who eat only one pair of daisy dukes all week.

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      1. george‏ @Geo77ge Jul 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He just had to eat that one more pair! #greed ~

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