I found an old GAP T-shirt in the freezer. I was going to have it for lunch. Do you think it is OK?
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What's the best before date?
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RIP Joey Chestnut. Gone too soon.
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Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? They’re making headlines.
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Must have been
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Mmmmmmm those sure were some Good Ass Pants
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Obviously no warning labels on pants stating you can't "eat my shorts"
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Thought they were what... Ruffles potato chips?
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Were they poisonous or did they plug him up?
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in a row?
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Sounds like same logic used in favor stricter gun laws.
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Eat pant
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Where is the disclaimer that this is satire!? How dare you try and fool gullible people. Twitter should be sued for allowing this fake news to do damage.pic.twitter.com/JfdmhgQ7N5
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Well, corduroys do have 70% more fiber than regular slacks (it's in the ridges). And when your committed to a healthy diet, it's hard to pass up that kind of nutrition.
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What a glutton. There are children all over the world who eat only one pair of daisy dukes all week.
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He just had to eat that one more pair!
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