@aschroeder24 the first one is legit tho
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I don't adopt pets I kidnap them and hold them for ransom. 1. You get to own (temporarily) a wider variety of animals 2. You get to meet new people 3. It pays well
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Why did I read that as "Tips For Abandoning A Family Pet"?
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Parrots would work. Kids might end up fingerless. But they'd probably never see their pets die
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Take them with you everyWHERE since we all have that exact same connection that you do!
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Sage advice.
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My tips are: 1) Adopt something that's too lazy to cause problems, such as a sloth 2) Adopt something that is low maintenance, like nothing
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