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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 25

    Scientists Baffled By Man's Incredible Ability To Fuck Up Every Time https://trib.al/pKpvkA0 pic.twitter.com/qjoRnhxBmu

    6:45 PM - 25 Jul 2018
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    39 replies 705 retweets 2,955 likes
      1. Chriscee‏ @wininmad Jul 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And yet some people call him President

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      1. Gabe‏ @925mlbfan Jul 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hit the @, Onion

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      1. Mark Phillips‏ @Comixbear Jul 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Due to HIPAA compliance, the name of the patient must be hidden. We'll call him Tronald Dump.

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      1. Jonathan King‏ @Jonslaught731 Jul 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Bet he has ligma

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      1. Blindmelon‏ @BlindMelon1967 Jul 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Then they found out he was related to Trump and the confusion ended.

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      1. Jeff Ross‏ @PardonMeSir Jul 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @dylanjames_11

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      1. Fred Fredburger‏ @KaBucchi Jul 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh, crap, I think that guy does my taxes.

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      1. ifeoluwani‏ @ifeoluwani1000 Jul 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This dude is seriously fucked up.

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      1. Project MKNormal‏ @Pro_Savage Jul 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is this you Admin? @dasharez0ne

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      1. steven‏ @space_goon Jul 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        too real

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      1. Garg the Impaler‏ @ImpalerGarg Jul 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wrong photo.... fixed!pic.twitter.com/0lip1jjNao

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      1. franklyfrank‏ @Mic89005532 Jul 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Mars is doing what it's suppose to do

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      1. Pedro Salgado‏ @AmazingBKaiser Jul 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thats me alright....

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      1. Chandler J. Reece‏ @ChandlerJReece Jul 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Stop reporting on me.

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      2. Matthew Ellison‏ @Mackwell33 Jul 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Obviously an American #USA USA USA today.https://youtu.be/-N9nVLXMhPc 

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      3. Matthew Ellison‏ @Mackwell33 Jul 25
        Replying to @Mackwell33 @TheOnion

        Omg. This guy is USAs saviour.??https://youtu.be/BBvIweCIgwk 

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      1. BLÅSPH€MŸ™‏ @mehorshiboo Jul 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It looks like that technician is about to fuck up big time when he fires up that MRI machine with a loose wheelchair in the room.

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      1. Nitin Murthy‏ @nitinm95 Jul 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ahh finally a satirical @TheOnion article..

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      1. kb 🌊‏ @kbMaui_ Jul 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @realDonaldTrump

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      1. Tony D‏ @biff725 Jul 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm always like good genetics and luck, can't beat it.

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