"Water bugs"
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I’ve never related to an Onion headline harder in my life.
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I hate restaurants..people come across real funny things like 2 cockroaches racing by the table..one inch legs..
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the good roaches kill the bad roaches
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Simple really. Bad roaches are the ones that show up at HIS house.
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