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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 25

    Applebee's Introduces New 50 Appetizers For $250 Special https://trib.al/8J5Bi5m pic.twitter.com/LCqFmXQJwp

    5:23 PM - 25 Jul 2018
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      1. bigjordy3000‏ @bigjordy3000 Jul 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Cant afford not to buy it

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      2. eric‏ @eric12190 Jul 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Polander_27

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      3. Brendon Poland‏ @Polander_27 Jul 25
        Replying to @eric12190 @TheOnion

        Why is this a good idea

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      4. eric‏ @eric12190 Jul 25
        Replying to @Polander_27 @TheOnion

        Couple this deal with $1 margs would make for an experience of a lifetime

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. Spooky Scribe 🌹‏ @Scholarly_Mind Jul 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You're practically losing money not buying that.

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      1. Zilla Manila‏ @camzmoney Jul 25
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        Guy that spent $400 on fireworks- “Oh, hell yes”

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      1. Spook Jam Central‏ @SlamCentral Jul 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Pay $50 to be instantly be transported to the worst kind of hell.

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      2. Jeff Garrett‏ @klarkwgriswold Jul 25
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        Tried to buy this here in CA and they had no idea about it. Is it only a regional thing?

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      2. Josh Scare-ison‏ @joshharrison Jul 25
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        @Nick_Mudry

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      3. Troy Ferrio‏ @t_ferrio Jul 25
        Replying to @joshharrison @TheOnion @Nick_Mudry

        He got two bulk shipments of @SuperSnackTime Pepperoni Jerky in two days. We're already worried about him.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. Nick Mudry‏ @Nick_Mudry Jul 25
        Replying to @t_ferrio @joshharrison and

        For what it's worth, I canceled the order, got the refund, and they still showed up. I'm just spreading the good word of pepperoni Jerky to the Harmonix office.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Josh Scare-ison‏ @joshharrison Jul 25
        Replying to @Nick_Mudry @t_ferrio and

        Don’t capitalize ‘jerky’ for them. You’re not a brand ambassador, Nick.

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      6. Derek‏ @ComplicitOwl Jul 25
        Replying to @joshharrison @Nick_Mudry and

        He's doing a terrible job because I had to immediately hold it off my tongue with my teeth so I could go, "Oh my god, this is actually disgusting."

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. BasicIsaac‏ @BasicIsaac Jul 25
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        My nephew went to Applebees, is he still there?

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      1. ABBA stan account‏ @peachbaby_girl Jul 25
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        Honestly this is a good deal. Each thing is only $5

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      1. mike toohey‏ @miketoohey3 Jul 25
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        OMG! I just made a Jack Daniels Honey Stung Crap in my pants! Where are my keys? WHERE ARE MY KEYS?

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      1. brian‏ @sentient02970 Jul 25
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        Chicken-In-Everything-Fest 2018

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      1.  👻 🎃 YammaJamma  🎃 👻‏ @al_frink Jul 25
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        Getting my credit card

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      1. Jacob the Hopkins‏ @JacobPlaysBass Jul 25
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        @BrassKnuckBill

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