You're supposed to tweet satire, not the next press conference
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The Walrus was Bolton
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“If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.” ― Thomas Pynchon, Gravity's Rainbowhttps://www.goodreads.com/author/show/235.Thomas_Pynchon …
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The only reason this qualifies as an Onion headline is that in reality she would claim that playing the tape forward confirms that Trump has been exonerated from all wrongdoing.
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Trump may retweet this story.
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I think not because it's"fake news"


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yes cause theres no chance in hell he understands satire
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If you play Titanic backwards it's about an iceberg that prevents a ship from sinking and during the celebration that ensues a couple breaks up and the pretty girl ends up with some swarmy rich guy.
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You know, these
#Onion headlines about Trump administration are getting hard to tell difference between satire and reality.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Worse thing is.... This isn't far from something she'd actually do
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When The Onion is less ridiculous than Trump himself.https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1022234810104930304 …
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Also, Paul is dead
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Beep beep beep beep beep Q: What kind of truck only backs up? A:
#TrumpTruck
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And playing Sarahs Press conference responses backwards reveals she and Linda Blair are devilish TWINS.
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Also says, "Paul got killed in a bloody car crash."
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