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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 25

    Report: Entire $12 Billion Farm Aid Package Already Blown On Really Big Silo https://trib.al/WM94tet pic.twitter.com/nqtPVPwroc

    1:39 PM - 25 Jul 2018
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      2. Jasper The Cat‏ @moochie222 Jul 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well, it is a nice silo.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Chelle-bird  🌊‏ @redkorpusl1 Jul 25
        Replying to @moochie222 @TheOnion

        Untill you fall in one. Then you just sufficate and no one finds your decomposing body till the grain is almost all gone. Found an arm that way once.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Jasper The Cat‏ @moochie222 Jul 25
        Replying to @redkorpusl1 @TheOnion

        Yup.....must get pretty hot in there too. Just found the arm huh.......makes you wonder where the rest went.

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      5. Chelle-bird  🌊‏ @redkorpusl1 Jul 25
        Replying to @moochie222 @TheOnion

        Oh no it was only the arm . It gone ripped off in the grain auger at the top. Farm accidents. They're dreadful & yet somehow delightful to repair. You know, in that medical kind of way. "Parts is parts."

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      6. Jasper The Cat‏ @moochie222 Jul 25
        Replying to @redkorpusl1 @TheOnion

        Ouch! 😨

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      2. Kevin Powell‏ @sebald Jul 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        FYI, the photo is of a bin, but there are a couple of silos in the background...

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      3. National Farmers Union‏Verified account @NFUDC Jul 27
        Replying to @sebald @TheOnion

        You got to it before we did. But to be fair to the Onion, it's like, a really big grain bin.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Ainsley  🏳️‍🌈|| Vote Nov. 6th‏ @Ainsley_alice Jul 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        *trump voice* People are saying that we have the best silos. No One has silos as good as this! Sad!

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      1. David Muller‏Verified account @DayvMuller Jul 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        worth it. that thing is bad ass

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      1. Jack of all Deeths‏ @JackDeeth Jul 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Brexit food stockpile.

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      1. Robert Upshaw‏ @robeiae Jul 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's the Egyptian pyramid fiasco all over again...

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      1. Abraham Atess‏ @Abraham_Atess Jul 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        . You put your weed in there .

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      1. Silversalty‏ @Silversalty Jul 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Just think. They cudda built a wall the that stuff.

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      2. Zachary Howard‏ @zzzzhow Jul 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @NickLaCerva30 this is definitely on the University of Tennessee plantation of rotting baby corpses

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      3. Nicholas LaCerva‏ @NickLaCerva30 Jul 26
        Replying to @zzzzhow @TheOnion

        That's a lot of money, especially considering how it only took twelve bucks and a hundred VOLunteering naked ladies to make this music video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt0V0_1MS0Q&has_verified=1 …

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      2. Jess J. Behrens‏ @glibly_jjb Jul 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yup. And it covers the entire state of Nebraska.

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      3. Jess J. Behrens‏ @glibly_jjb Jul 25
        Replying to @glibly_jjb @TheOnion

        If I had it, I'd show you all the map they sent out to everyone who's ever lived in Nebraska. You can see small house I grew up in if you squint.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. MakeAmericaTheBest‏ @MakeAmericaBest Jul 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        https://bit.ly/2mFWn42 

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      1. Pheezus‏ @kencaminiti21 Jul 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        *racist silo

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      1. Crayoh‏ @crayoh Jul 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Monsanto always gets what they want.

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