Also do some cocaine and close one eye.
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Bearing in mind in 1985 myself my wife and our kids were hit by a drunk driver. My wife spending 6 weeks in intensive care and written off three times (she is hardy and still my wife) I should tell you off. But I forgive you this time . . . . . . .
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You got some balls
@TheOnion , you got some balls.
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True, used to drive cab and had a regular call for a guy could not remember where he parked car. N
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My high school proposed a student club, SADD, just like MADD but for students. A seemingly intelligent student proposed another club, SAM, Students Against MADD.
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Also if you legitimately drive better when you're drunk, I say by all means go right ahead
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This one could be close. Did the onion go too far? Probably not.pic.twitter.com/nF1vlxC5rQ
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Warming up for the weekend a little aarly huh onion
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