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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 24

    ICE Opens New Supermax Detention Center For Most Hardened Toddlers https://trib.al/PSgcx1p pic.twitter.com/BeXpbfUCqK

    7:49 PM - 24 Jul 2018
    • 1,267 Retweets
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    • Date Great Cherene Francis Portland PLOW your calvin OldCrow🔹🌽 jill jones J.E.D. Talks Homeless Vets Blues Resist- the musical
    52 replies 1,267 retweets 4,555 likes
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      2. Dan Manso‏ @MansoDan Jul 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This should be off limits. Not funny

        8 replies 2 retweets 9 likes
      3. Gene The ghost 👻 Emoji‏ @GeneMeh Jul 24
        Replying to @MansoDan @TheOnion

        Fortunately, it’s not.

        1 reply 0 retweets 34 likes
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      1. T.‏ @T_GeorgiaMan Jul 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Don't give them any ideas.

        0 replies 1 retweet 24 likes
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      1. Mitchell Robinson‏ @robinsonmitch18 Jul 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Don’t act like MS-13 And Under isn’t a real problem

        0 replies 0 retweets 30 likes
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      2. bucho‏ @buchop Jul 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Toddler gangs are a real problem, bringing that mexican candy across the border and whatnot risking hurting American kids by exposing them to real good chilli gummies.

        1 reply 2 retweets 21 likes
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      2. General Ripper‏ @bodhiandmike Jul 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They reserve the SHU for @MingGao26

        1 reply 1 retweet 17 likes
      3. General Ripper‏ @bodhiandmike Jul 25
        Replying to @bodhiandmike @TheOnion @MingGao26

        @MCOptiks

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      2. Jim Garver‏ @JimGarver2 Jul 24
        Replying to @TheOnion @Austan_Goolsbee

        Why do you circulate crap that is not true. Perhaps to bs your more dimwitted followers?

        5 replies 1 retweet 0 likes
      3. Gene The ghost 👻 Emoji‏ @GeneMeh Jul 24
        Replying to @JimGarver2 @TheOnion @Austan_Goolsbee

        What do you mean? The onion only circulates true information. Truer than any other source.

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      2.  🎃 🧟‍♂️ ⚡XI Míssý XI ⚡ 🧟‍♂️ 🎃 #Basta‏ @MissyGH Jul 25
        Replying to @TheOnion @merryanarchy

        Oh ffs, I should have known where Trump was getting his ideas... Ivanka, roll over and tell daddy 🤮 The Onion is satire, not a plan to move forward on!

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      3. ҉M҉e҉ г҉ г҉y҉‏ @merryanarchy Jul 25
        Replying to @MissyGH @TheOnion

        Tbh at first glance i thought it could be real!!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Jason Helms‏ @Trixster13 Jul 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/4bzdVj3My5

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      2. J. Olson‏ @Cinemixtape Jul 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I retweeted this earlier and lost two followers

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
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      1. Couchtomato62‏ @couchtomato62 Jul 25
        Replying to @TheOnion @SteveKerr

        Unfortunately the onion has been rendered useless by real news from this administration

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      1. #YungGunnaz‏ @ThePlug210 Jul 24
        Replying to @TheOnion @ACKSHUALLYNAH

        Ski Masks on..pic.twitter.com/ryxe7iu8tB

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      1. cra‏ @Mkblack64Black Jul 24
        Replying to @TheOnion @igorbobic

        The @sesamestreet rebellion? #WhereAreTheChildrenpic.twitter.com/Q7ZVOBYXj7

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      2. DanWebster‏ @DLWebster4 Jul 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What are they going to call it??? ToddlerMax.

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
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