appreciate the ref but the onion is satire
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It's a tough call deciding which is better, the headlines themselves or the job descriptions of the men and women in the street. Air shaft cartographer? Fuck me.
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He did that ages ago when he released a song “I’m sorry, blame it on me”
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Get in front of the story instead of standing in your own piss
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Hey you guys have been on Kelly a lot lately. Is Trump no longer president?
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Air shaft cartographer sounds like a rad job.
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I’m not seeing any satire.

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So I pulled out my "gun"
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Was this while hiding in the closet?
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Tough to get airplay, though, when a song is that long. Must've been written by Robert Plant.
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I thought this was just a regular Onion headline and not an American Voices entry.
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