The Onion: The News You Want to Need
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The only problem I gave with this story, is that it make him put to be a nice guy about anything.
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ohh that's a spicy onion today
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Maybe he can afford that building on Fifth Avenue now.
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He only has to carry her bag now instead of having to buy them all of
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And/or taking the order forms to work...
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Hence the debt, the borrowing from the Russians......
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Anonymously? I thought they spent Sundays trying everything on together.
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Though her collectiom of shorts really enhanced my wardrobe.pic.twitter.com/LhzNd0JfVO
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this post gave me ligma
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What’s bofa
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