I wish I could enjoy this and laugh but my heart is breaking.
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Those toddlers may look cute but they're absolute devils inside. Just last week, one of them doused be in gasoline and burnt me to a crisp. Luckily I had covered myself in Garnier cream so my skin rejuvenated itself after a few hours, but it was close.
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Did you try rice?
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Heeeeyyy, I recognize THAT kid. He's the one that keeps running with scissors. Total hard case scissor-recidivist. Lock him up! Lock him up!!!
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Nah, you’re confusing him with the one who keeps stepping on cracks in the sidewalk.
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I wish this was funny. It’s not, because it’s already happening.
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True. Political sarcasm can’t compete with this administration.
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Why are the MS13 facial tattoos photoshoped out?
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The Onion is fake news! Trying to make kids look human!
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I assume some of the toddlers are good people.
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But how can you tell? Play it safe I say. Crack down on all of ‘em!
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Too soon, The Onion.
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Maybe, but too late, America.
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I blame easy access to juice boxes.
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someone I don't know who created it in reaction to Trump's hissy fit re Trudeau
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Maybe he will dip into his parade fund to help them
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