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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 24

    27-Year-Old Unsure Whether He Can Pull Off Keeping Framed Picture Of Wife On Desk https://trib.al/QbR4EHW pic.twitter.com/AxM6U9yobu

    10:13 AM - 24 Jul 2018
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    • williamfillmore caroline SpooKaori @ 453 days w/o F!Corrin alt :/ Shan Fran Pierre-Simon Laplace lana_mama MM Mantua Reed Ocheltree JustGary
    12 replies 74 retweets 867 likes
      1. Spooky Lukey‏ @onthelukeout Jul 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @austinvalle is this u? CC: @alecjacobs

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      1. Telytubisavalas‏ @Telytubisavalas Jul 24
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        That is more of wife screensaver type of desk set up.

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      2. Doe Javey‏ @josephtdavey Jul 24
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        @charlie_r_jenks this is so sad. can we divorce our wives before we hit 30

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      3. carlton banks‏ @charlie_r_jenks Jul 26
        Replying to @josephtdavey @TheOnion

        This is so sad can we kill ourselves

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      1. Christopher‏ @chrisnozick Jul 24
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        Enforced Monogamy

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      1. Jess J. Behrens‏ @glibly_jjb Jul 24
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        The answer is obvious: scan in your wife's photo, superimpose her head on Scarelet Johanson in a bikini. Problem solved. Easy Peesy. #LifeHacks #humor

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      1. chris s‏ @hugoobrock Jul 24
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        I just use the picture that came with the frame, if it doesn't work it'll make great last minute gift for the boss...yes my nose is brown, big whoop wanna fight about it?

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      1. Tony D‏ @biff725 Jul 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I like to use an old picture from Playboy magazine, you'd be surprised how many times it gets burned from my desk, lol

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      1. Mike, The Skipping Autist‏ @ChewyMike Jul 24
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        The funniest part of this whole story is going on vacation to Argentina at 27. 🤣

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      1. Fillmore W. Millbrook‏ @fwMillbrook Jul 24
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        no reason to be married before 30... poor decision making.

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      1. Michael Baker‏ @Mikeypb66 Jul 24
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        Up until a sexy new girl starts...

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      1. Zuzu Griffin‏ @Zuzu_writer Jul 24
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        His was tricke into doing it by a friend who didn't want competing wife tattoos.pic.twitter.com/JpH52Ea3ZU

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      1. Only Forward‏ @DeadLiterally Jul 24
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        Its in the way of the mouse cable so im not surprised.

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