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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 24

    Cat Congress Mired In Sunbeam https://trib.al/SBo724X pic.twitter.com/vdDsbBcKxu

    7:26 AM - 24 Jul 2018
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    23 replies 343 retweets 1,754 likes
      1. Nathan Rodriguez‏ @ParagHatzNate Jul 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Chairman Meow slaps heavy tariffs on all catnip imports in escalating trade war.pic.twitter.com/vAAT137Z7V

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      1. Scott Danielson‏ @scottcdanielson Jul 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Worse than the laser pointer filibuster.

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      2.  👻 😈Matty 🎃 ☠‏ @theMattyKakes Jul 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        We would be so much better off with a cat congress

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Joan Echeveria‏ @NotYourMestizo Jul 24
        Replying to @theMattyKakes @TheOnion

        Senator Jolie Cosette “Eurotrash Grrrl” Sepulveda (R-Nevada) reportedly takes tummy rubs and ear scritches from white supremacist maintenance men. Spotted here showing immigration opposition by occupying a bag of warm tamales:pic.twitter.com/1s91ZF4O9A

        0 replies 2 retweets 3 likes
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      2. Thoughts Of Cat‏ @ThoughtsOfCat2 Jul 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        We look majestic as feline in suits, don’t we?

        1 reply 2 retweets 13 likes
      3.  🎃Malicious Thidemann 🎃‏ @melissathidema1 Jul 24
        Replying to @ThoughtsOfCat2 @TheOnion

        I prefered dressing my cats in baby clothes and sticking them in doll high chairs...but to each their own.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Thoughts Of Cat‏ @ThoughtsOfCat2 Jul 24
        Replying to @melissathidema1 @TheOnion

        This transgression will be remembered, human.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5.  🎃Malicious Thidemann 🎃‏ @melissathidema1 Jul 24
        Replying to @ThoughtsOfCat2 @TheOnion

        Simon loved it! LOVEEEED ITT!!! Muffin I was a lil scared to mess with...big fat male tabby cat, Mom named him before she knew if he was male of female...poor Muffin made up for the indignity of the name....Dudley basically ran when he saw me walking with my baby clothes. *nods*

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Because Florida.‏ @monicaw407 Jul 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        BREAKING NEWS: Real life so crazy the Onion turns to adorable photoshopped cats.

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      1. PlasmWraith151‏ @MiiJake2018 Jul 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I wish we had Cat Congress instead of our current one.

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      1. Kim Khan  ⚰ 🕯 💀‏ @kimjournalist Jul 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Much to the chagrin of General Bonkers.

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      1. Lisa Gotto‏ @gotto_lisa Jul 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Now this looks like an administration I could vote for! Purr-fect! #catcongress

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      1. Nathan Howard  📷‏ @SmileItsNathan Jul 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Senator Maria Catwell was making some good points up there.

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      2. Ralph Boof‏ @CircleSky73 Jul 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Comments, @ThoughtsOfCat2?

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      3. Thoughts Of Cat‏ @ThoughtsOfCat2 Jul 24
        Replying to @CircleSky73 @TheOnion

        We look majestic as feline in suits.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Ralph Boof‏ @CircleSky73 Jul 25
        Replying to @ThoughtsOfCat2 @TheOnion

        Oh, avoiding the topic, eh? Where is Senator Mittens' wife?? When will this scandal be addressed?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Thoughts Of Cat‏ @ThoughtsOfCat2 Jul 25
        Replying to @CircleSky73 @TheOnion

        If you think felines relaxing in the sun is a scandal, then you’ve got a loooooot to learn about us.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Jon Mermin‏ @MerminReport Jul 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not unlike the real Congress with Trump.

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      1. Acroth‏ @Acroth Jul 24
        Replying to @TheOnion @FuzzWolf

        Guessing the cat contracted to fix the window fell asleep on it again.

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      1. The Man Of The Hour‏ @NIKSEEN Jul 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's all been going downhill since they legalized catnip.

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