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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 23

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    "Who has the right of way? What does a yield sign really mean? I haven’t needed to know since my driver’s ed test. Why are there two lanes? Should I stop to let this guy in? Wait, no way, that seems dangerous. Who’s honking at me?"https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1021453909825552384 …

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    Every Driver In Roundabout Just Winging It https://trib.al/tBraLe0  pic.twitter.com/omPCgTn4XQ
    8:26 PM - 23 Jul 2018
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      2. blank‏ @sarahiscynical Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I hate everyone that doesn't know how to use a roundabout.

        1 reply 1 retweet 9 likes
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      1. Lisa Singley Dimmick‏ @LisaDimmick1 Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well, people in my neighborhood can’t figure out 4-way stops either.

        0 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
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      1. Tony Tino (not a frozen pizza)‏ @TTino_boi Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion @absrdNEWS

        Look kids. Big Ben. Parliament.

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      2. Scot Close‏ @scotclose Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Cars already in the roundabout have the right of way. It's really not confusing.

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      2. Silver Eagle‏ @SandDollar04 Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I hate the person that invented roundabouts!! What purpose do they serve other than to confuse people????

        3 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Jennifer Purdes‏ @jmp740 Jul 23
        Replying to @SandDollar04 @TheOnion

        I don’t understand how anyone can possibly be confused by a roundabout. They are the simplest form of traffic control there is.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Todd Beam‏ @toddb2k Jul 23
        Replying to @jmp740 @SandDollar04 @TheOnion

        The confusion appears when certain scenarios occur. Particularly when traffic is heavier and trucks and other vehicles increase. I’ve got a bunch of it on dashcam.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Jim Anderson‏ @jian28 Jul 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Only in the US could a roundabout be thought of as complicated.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Mario Fernandez‏ @MarioEROC Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I used to hate these, now I look forward to the 5 seconds of complete anarchy in my my daily commute.

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      2. John Nagy‏ @therealjohnnagy Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I feel like hell is just driving around endless roundabouts.

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