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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 23

    Grey Parrot Disappointed To Discover Rest Of Aviary A Bunch Of Idiots https://trib.al/L2s625B pic.twitter.com/YbnIKFGBvv

    7:47 PM - 23 Jul 2018
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    24 replies 330 retweets 2,056 likes
      1. Gr33nj3ster‏ @gr33nj3ster Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion @SnoozySnoozie

        Found solace in relatable tv show "Rick and Morty"

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      1. VideoGameHero‏ @Video_Game_Hero Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Dissenting crows disagree!! *solves simple puzzle disagreeably*

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      2. Mizz 👠‏ @MizzyII Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What was the point of this article?

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      3. BairBear‏ @SexyOlPandaBear Jul 23
        Replying to @MizzyII @TheOnion

        Satire

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      4. Mayo Boy‏ @PurpleBunz Jul 23
        Replying to @SexyOlPandaBear @MizzyII @TheOnion

        Don't reveal it as satire to people too dumb to understand that. Let them continue to think these articles are real until the get mind flooded.

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. Catherine Jones‏ @HiFalutinWays Jul 23
        Replying to @PurpleBunz @SexyOlPandaBear and

        That’s a bit mean.....I mean average

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Ricki2008‏ @Ricki2008 Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He looks blue to me. And that explains his disdain. He is amongst the reds - Republicans.

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      3. servbot 42‏ @servbot_42 Jul 23
        Replying to @Ricki2008 @TheOnion

        Does everything have to fucking be about politics?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. James Barnsley‏ @JamesBarnsley30 Jul 23
        Replying to @servbot_42 @Ricki2008 @TheOnion

        I know right. It really ruffles my feathers!

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Susie B‏ @susie144bp Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        A sub heading: Grey or Gray, let the idiots decide

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      1. alex‏ @alexfarquharr Jul 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @ItsDavidOD

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      1. righteous ennui‏ @yokaipup Jul 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @newtgats

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      1. Sp00ky Sc4ry Sk3l3t0ns‏ @M3l00n_ Jul 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Isn't that an African grey parrot? They're one of the smartest parrots so it's not that far from being true. Correct me if I'm wrong lol.

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      1. Rich Haskin‏ @RichHaskin Jul 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        For some reason I really like how it’s in Pittsburgh

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      1. chris s‏ @hugoobrock Jul 23
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        pic.twitter.com/aAoAjQhhwM

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      1. Sugar Booger  🐶‏ @tommitom24 Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He's aviary judgmental parrot.

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      1. ADozenEggs‏ @ADozenEggs1 Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Does the Onion future news have any coverage on grey parrots

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      1. Janice Hough‏ @leftcoastbabe Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        We are all Gray Parrots.

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      1. Brandon Allen‏ @glump14 Jul 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        :(

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      1. mercury haterade‏ @_w1tchb1tch Jul 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @wes_corning it you

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