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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 23

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    "My actions are indefensible (indefensible) / What I did is reprehensible (reprehensible) / But because you like my songs (songs) / Nothing I ever do is wrong (wrong)."https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1021445608924696576 …

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    R. Kelly Releases Emotional New Song Thanking Fans For Continued Acceptance Of Sex Crimes https://trib.al/OEbxEzE  pic.twitter.com/LagYFRUrrU
    4:32 PM - 23 Jul 2018
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    29 replies 875 retweets 4,199 likes
      1. WeeHalfPint-of-Blood  🌙 👹 🎃 👹 🌙‏ @weehalfpintt Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion @TVietor08

        It's the remix of cult livin 12 wives cook in the kitchen Some aint good at the housework Got them out doin ma pitchin Get them on coke and rum Its spiked, so what theyre dumb It's so freakin easy, baby I admit I have me some fun

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      2. BGM_FinalKnight‏ @bertm1975 Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        My favorite R. Kelly song...😁pic.twitter.com/ApXM7b2hLx

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      3. John Locke‏ @FunkyFreshGame Jul 23
        Replying to @bertm1975 @TheOnion

        Doo doo butter 💩

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Lisa  ❤ 🐰 🌈‏ @ethnic_chimera Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        y'all are really spilling facts todaypic.twitter.com/GWHMXCCknG

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      3. Sack‏ @Aberacamber Jul 23
        Replying to @ethnic_chimera @TheOnion

        Oh shit it's Anthy!

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      4. Lisa  ❤ 🐰 🌈‏ @ethnic_chimera Jul 23
        Replying to @Aberacamber @TheOnion

        yes! Only intellectuals recognize Anthy.

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      1. di 🖤ne‏ @d_srs12 Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion @TVietor08

        R Kelly still has fans?

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      1. Michael Kennedy‏ @KennedyLee89 Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/Db4z05ykuA

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      1. brandon‏ @theamazingclark Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The onion is on some shit lmfao

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      1.  👻Ghost of Mike Huckabee's Dog 👻‏ @MikeMcDonald83 Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Check out my 38 minute song where I accept responsibility and apologize for all the events in "We Didn't Start the Fire."

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      1. LaSonja S. Hill‏ @LaSonja_Hill Jul 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I ❤ @TheOnionpic.twitter.com/wJVNhF7S9p

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      1. RRM‏ @RonnieM83 Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "I drink Cris...you drink pi$$" 🎶🎶

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      1. chris s‏ @hugoobrock Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I hear Trump wants to hire him to be his speech writer. Mr T feels his current writer(s) do not fully understand the word panache.

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      1. e‏ @paojonno Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is golden (showers)

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      1. Siddhant Mehta‏ @SiddhantMehta28 Jul 25
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        @shndlya @skyseeker12

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      1. jenny‏ @jenholll Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        i love you

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      1.  💀Lissy 💀‏ @lissymarchese Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @BoBayerl

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      1. Letsgetit‏ @Letsget69749127 Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #1 chart topper for sure 💯

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      1. @Goodernu‏ @Goodernu1 Jul 24
        Replying to @TheOnion @questar1959_ron

        Just arrest the mf already.

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