I hope she takes the service plan from the hospital...
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Why? They're just gonna have a newer, better model in a year
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hi all, sorry for the poor english, i usually get your fine jokes but this one still nothing; is a reference to something? that i missed or some american thing or i "brained my damage?". thanks and keep up the good work.
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The woman is clumsy and often damages her possessions by dropping them, but is excited to have a child ignoring that she is clumsy and likely to drop it.
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oooohkaaay now i got it LOL, thank you! it was my fault, my daughter is nine and fine but i've drowned, cracked, crushed, lost,more than a dozen phones, sorry.
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put the baby in a bowl of rice
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Ha, but the real story here is David, the father. Neighbors report he regularly leaves his coffee mug on the car roof as he drives off to work.
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I feel attacked
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This should have said hysterical lol damn auto correct
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Freudian typo
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Source please.
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Pregnant women advised to avoid crack
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I sure hope she gets a warranty that covers accidental damage
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Nah those warranties are bullshit. You pay 19 bucks a month and then they tell you that dropping the baby counts as normal wear and tear
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Thats looks like Cabin B
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OMG are you the father?
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No. If I had to guess. Im saying Jack. That kid is crushing the girls out here
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