I can stay underwater for 2 minutes but I'll drown! My body remains intact, which is coincidentally my car bumper sticker.
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Can't swim when they resurface, only use it once.
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Two? that's it? Hmmm
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You could call yourself the "Mighty HAARP" Your tagline could be "Wherever conspiracy theorists come raining down, I'll be there to haarp on their parade"
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@TheEconomist get ya manThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Giant Spleen Man sounds pretty good, too.
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I have a mutation too. Is in my spine, there is a kind of natural junction that prevent me to have a herniated disk. My doctor said I wont never have that because this my "mutation".
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WEATHER REPORT
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