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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 23

    Trump Warns Iran That U.S. Won’t Tolerate Widespread Suffering In Any Country Besides America https://trib.al/e3gXX4A pic.twitter.com/V6glP76SK1

    12:33 PM - 23 Jul 2018
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    37 replies 718 retweets 2,762 likes
      1. Sad Trash̝͐ PanḐ̸̙̟̀̕å‏ @geekcartel Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/II4hKYySX7

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      1. Javier Alberto de la Vega Ortiz‏ @Dr_JAVOMex Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        How difficult has become to do your job. Reality is stranger than satire these days...

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      2. Incorrect Citizen‏ @Ddad99 Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Except the only widespread suffering in the US is in coastal states run by Democrats.

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      3. ViewtfulHero‏ @ViewtfulHero Jul 23
        Replying to @Ddad99 @TheOnion

        Yeah because all those Red States in the middle of the country are amazing places to live if you're a minority, female, homosexual, trans, Muslim, blue collar employee etc.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Wataru‏ @Wataru_2001 Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yeah cause Merica got a Monopoly on dat shit.pic.twitter.com/EeeG3rwQM3

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      2. Faraz Ahmad‏ @farazakaf Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        but what about #Americans suffering because of #Trump

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      3. Hannah Joestar‏ @hannah_chapin Jul 23
        Replying to @farazakaf @TheOnion

        but what the #joke going over your #head

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      4. Faraz Ahmad‏ @farazakaf Jul 23
        Replying to @hannah_chapin @TheOnion

        I am not good at #Jokes maybe you can do better

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Hannah Joestar‏ @hannah_chapin Jul 23
        Replying to @farazakaf @TheOnion

        My #jokes are as amazing as the US Health Care System

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      6. Faraz Ahmad‏ @farazakaf Jul 23
        Replying to @hannah_chapin @TheOnion

        LOL My vote goes to you Awesome!

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      1. Noreen Clarke‏ @noreenclarke Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sorry Onion, but reality seems to be more brutal than the headlines you come up with...

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      1. waqar khan‏ @waqarkauravi Jul 23
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        After US destroyed half of middle eastpic.twitter.com/Rv5dnz5Ung

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      2. Norma Cunningham‏ @N_Middleburg Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        In less that 2 years, Trump’s responsible for: 1/Widespread suffering in America. 2/Vituperation against the 1st Amendment in attempt to silence MSM. And security advisors in previous administrations, by revoking their security clearances. 3/Insulted our Allies. Thread...

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      3. Norma Cunningham‏ @N_Middleburg Jul 23
        Replying to @N_Middleburg @TheOnion

        4/Embracing Russia and NK. 5/Extending Putin, the orchestrator of Russia’s election interference, to ‘our WH’ with a welcoming parade. After a private meeting leaving no paper trail of what was discussed.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Norma Cunningham‏ @N_Middleburg Jul 23
        Replying to @N_Middleburg @TheOnion

        6/Aligned himself with Neo-Nazi’s. 7/Continues to profit selling access for pay to play access The list goes on and on...

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Sir Llama III #RemoveRandomCrits‏ @sirllamaiii Jul 23
        Replying to @N_Middleburg @TheOnion

        You realise the article is a joke, right?

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. flower boy‏ @TragedyOfBofa Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So is this the onion or an actual headline

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      1. Alex‏ @AlexJChipman Jul 23
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        Raise your hand if you think you are suffering in America

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      1. Mummipan‏ @Marvibun Jul 23
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        THE ONION IS JABBING THAT KNIFE REALLY FUCKING DEEP I LOVE IT

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