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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 23

    Every Driver In Roundabout Just Winging It https://trib.al/tBraLe0 pic.twitter.com/omPCgTn4XQ

    10:56 AM - 23 Jul 2018
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    102 replies 1,409 retweets 6,715 likes
      1. Twïtter Rick‏ @rickbdotcom Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        OMG.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OGvj7GZSIo …

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      2. Jeff Minter‏ @llamasoft_ox Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion @Shadowquine

        Dunno why Americans have such a problem with roundabouts, they're a piece of piss really. Less uncertain than those n-way stop junctions you have. 🐂

        9 replies 1 retweet 27 likes
      3. jimble‏ @jimbozitron Jul 23
        Replying to @llamasoft_ox @TheOnion @Shadowquine

        funny thing is, the town over from mine has had like 3 roundabout sections for the past 4 or so years and there's pretty much no complaint now. americans are just really stubborn on their ways since we see it works, so why change it?

        2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. Cher Mc‏ @20cherMc Jul 23
        Replying to @jimbozitron @llamasoft_ox and

        I'm in the US and have a couple of small ones (still with 3+ exits) in my city. If you know your exit/have decent GPS its fine. Most of our streets are on a grid so we don't need a lot of them.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. jimble‏ @jimbozitron Jul 23
        Replying to @20cherMc @llamasoft_ox and

        i really don't get why people in the us are still against roundabouts. its not like we're converting to meters here.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      6. isawyoubeing‏ @isawyoubeing Jul 23
        Replying to @jimbozitron @20cherMc and

        Roundabouts > 4-way intersections

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      7. jimble‏ @jimbozitron Jul 24
        Replying to @isawyoubeing @20cherMc and

        4 way intersections would be easy if people knew what the hell a right-away is

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. An Undead Anteater‏ @agiantanteater Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Every Member of Yes In Roundabout Just Winging It

        0 replies 0 retweets 37 likes
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      2. J. S. Docherty‏ @J_S_Docherty Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Try this one for sizepic.twitter.com/fLkwpmCUdy

        2 replies 1 retweet 6 likes
      3.  🌊 🌎 Mageek  💦 ❄️‏ @Mageekerr Aug 4
        Replying to @J_S_Docherty @TheOnion

        I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

        0 replies 2 retweets 1 like
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      2. The New Courtyard‏ @courtyardian Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I just increase my speed and launch off the roundabout and hope I land on a road, pray I land on the right one and wish for the roundabout cops not to see me.

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. FlameFlash‏ @flameflash Jul 23
        Replying to @courtyardian @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/Zv3DqLhEm3

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1. Amit Paranjape‏Verified account @aparanjape Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        In India, this would be a #NotanOnion story 😉

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      1. Stephen Albanese‏ @StephenAlbanese Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hey kids look...... Big Ben, Parliament.

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      1. Laura Duhan-Kaplan‏ @OnSophiaStreet Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        OMG, so true of me. "How does this thing work? Why is it even here? Where do I get out? Will I ever get out?"

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      1. Danny Contreras, Jr.‏ @DanielDannyc12 Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Exactly! And unlike standard intersections "winging it" does not result in certain death. (Yes everyone I know it's the Onion.)

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      2. Spook Wink-hell ⁉️(Hairy Anthony Israel)‏ @blockwonkel Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yes!pic.twitter.com/A5bkXBi0o4

        1 reply 0 retweets 14 likes
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      2. Evan‏ @Evan_lemieux Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        People who stop in roundabouts should be executed

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. DREAD KING  💀 ☠ 👻 🎃‏ @Dresden_King Jul 23
        Replying to @Evan_lemieux @TheOnion

        In a roundabout way

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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