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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 23

    R. Kelly Releases Emotional New Song Thanking Fans For Continued Acceptance Of Sex Crimes https://trib.al/OEbxEzE pic.twitter.com/LagYFRUrrU

    10:23 AM - 23 Jul 2018
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    165 replies 6,234 retweets 16,463 likes
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      2. Lynette the Threat‏Verified account @nikkiLynette Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I screamed 😂😫😫😫😫😫😫😫

        1 reply 1 retweet 111 likes
      3. Kokujin 黒人‏ @Kaibutsu Jul 23
        Replying to @nikkiLynette @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/LzeFHaFcux

        0 replies 2 retweets 151 likes
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      1. Lisa  ❤ 🐰 🌈‏ @ethnic_chimera Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        this is the most factual title of an article I've ever seen.

        0 replies 7 retweets 295 likes
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      2.  🎃Leopold 🕷️the 🧛Spooky 👽‏ @LeopoldTheJust Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You're not allowed to report real news!

        2 replies 15 retweets 514 likes
      3. Ethiopian Step daddy‏ @yungBroke_nigga Jul 23
        Replying to @LeopoldTheJust @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/elqdLdf0KD

        1 reply 0 retweets 22 likes
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      2. 8SEVENTEEN  🤘🏾‏ @MikeFreeman_817 Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Bruhpic.twitter.com/JDrGk5NPSF

        2 replies 4 retweets 39 likes
      3. 8SEVENTEEN  🤘🏾‏ @MikeFreeman_817 Jul 23
        Replying to @MikeFreeman_817 @TheOnion

        🤨😂pic.twitter.com/dgvVWD9Mcf

        1 reply 3 retweets 29 likes
      4. 8SEVENTEEN  🤘🏾‏ @MikeFreeman_817 Jul 24
        Replying to @MikeFreeman_817 @TheOnion

        Y’all gotta give ya mans some follows

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. RigaTony‏ @AyyGumucio Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This isnt even satire

        0 replies 0 retweets 197 likes
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      1. SippinBubbly 🍾‏ @FeelinLovelee Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Onion goes legit as reality is too damn bizarrepic.twitter.com/1KVESXQDdh

        0 replies 2 retweets 44 likes
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      1. Gayle Craig‏ @thommygunn Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I see you’ve embraced the madness. Hope you get your WH pass soon guys.

        0 replies 1 retweet 19 likes
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      2. Kirsten BOO’Nell‏ @ohkirsten Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wait. That’s what he literally did.

        1 reply 1 retweet 36 likes
      3.  🇯🇲Yardie 🇯🇲‏ @KimmyB_the1 Jul 23
        Replying to @ohkirsten @TheOnion

        No.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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      5.  🇯🇲Yardie 🇯🇲‏ @KimmyB_the1 Jul 24
        Replying to @Schenectadaddy @ohkirsten @TheOnion

        No

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Zack‏ @TheZephyrStorm Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You didn’t even try to tell a joke

        0 replies 0 retweets 25 likes
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      2. James Morgenroth‏ @AtheistsRise Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I wonder if he will ever release the soundtrack to his "golden shower" movie.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Gavin Cutshall‏ @justgavinhere Jul 23
        Replying to @AtheistsRise @TheOnion

        I don’t think it’s necessary since most of his music already sounds like extended farts.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. James Morgenroth‏ @AtheistsRise Jul 23
        Replying to @justgavinhere @TheOnion

        Long winded remixes.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      5. Gavin Cutshall‏ @justgavinhere Jul 23
        Replying to @AtheistsRise @TheOnion

        Damnit that was so much funnier 😂😂😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      6. Ms. Stephanie Nicole‏ @IAM_MZSTEPH Jul 24
        Replying to @justgavinhere @AtheistsRise

        pic.twitter.com/d4ggp7Bx9q

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      7. End of conversation

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