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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 23

    Comey Warns Democrats That Having Leftist Politics Gets You On The FBI Watchlist https://trib.al/lCesRzM pic.twitter.com/Nr9go5XPDi

    9:50 AM - 23 Jul 2018
    • 1,446 Retweets
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    • the penultimate straw OldCrow🔹🌽 gavin bading Tr🎃vis T🎃lks Lucas Thurman Ink🌱🏴‍ Shan Fran BerNina NeeraShillsTanden
    74 replies 1,446 retweets 4,832 likes
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      2. Leonard Robinson‏Verified account @leonardrobinson Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You do realize some people have no idea you’re joking.

        30 replies 1 retweet 71 likes
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      4. Tuti muerde 🌹‏ @lmorihouse Jul 23
        Replying to @USDelendaEst @leonardrobinson @TheOnion

        You may be right...😳🙄

        1 reply 1 retweet 5 likes
      5. waluigi lugosi's dead‏ @samrobotsin Jul 24
        Replying to @lmorihouse @USDelendaEst and

        Might? Ever hear of Martin Luther King Jr?

        2 replies 1 retweet 32 likes
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      7. Gritty’s Hungry Butt Boy‏ @ScrappyChaos Jul 24
        Replying to @USDelendaEst @samrobotsin and

        Or Green Scare or #J20 or the infiltration and monitoring of #BlackLivesMatter organizers.

        0 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
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      2. spooky lefty archaeologist‏ @TzvetaManolova Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Onion is a perfect example of how good unions are. They've produced stellar content ever since they unionised

        1 reply 5 retweets 33 likes
      3. Free Palestine #Mockchain‏ @SamPepper1965 Jul 23
        Replying to @TzvetaManolova @TheOnion

        So true. It’s become so sharp.

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      2. @draintherats‏ @InsultKimJongUn Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/ViRwxZzgkv

        12 replies 4 retweets 7 likes
      3. Alexandra, Esq.‏ @apreslesfauxpas Jul 23
        Replying to @InsultKimJongUn @TheOnion

        Yes, Chuck Schumer, noted socialist.

        0 replies 0 retweets 23 likes
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      2. Kuato Undead‏ @LivesKuato Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        OMFG, you guys rock. I literally said this in his comments the other day.

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      3. Kuato Undead‏ @LivesKuato Jul 23
        Replying to @LivesKuato @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/kU4XZPk0VP

        0 replies 6 retweets 15 likes
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      2. Jason Holder‏ @JasonHo31956273 Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not so sure if this is satire.

        2 replies 0 retweets 28 likes
      3. illky͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌um: bread getter  ⚕️‏ @illkyum Jul 23
        Replying to @JasonHo31956273 @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/FcUKB448aA

        0 replies 1 retweet 14 likes
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      2. Direct Democracy Works‏ @Sinthoid Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        wait I thought you guys did satire

        2 replies 0 retweets 76 likes
      3. Poco‏ @Pocomouse Jul 24
        Replying to @Sinthoid @TheOnion

        That was also my first thought. I used to enjoy dystopian literature, now I just watch the news. It's somehow less satisfying.

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      2. Karl Haynes‏ @karl_haynes Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm a peaceful protestor...the most feared citizen of the FBI, apparently??!?!?

        1 reply 0 retweets 27 likes
      3. Bernie4Prez Ⓥ‏ @ibern4you Jul 23
        Replying to @karl_haynes @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/6rd7IH4h49

        0 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
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      2. muckly‏ @Brpron1 Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This has been their policy since the agency's inception.

        1 reply 0 retweets 17 likes
      3. Stop Bolsonaro again before it's too late‏ @HangryKissinger Jul 23
        Replying to @Brpron1 @TheOnion

        Stop Bolsonaro again before it's too late Retweeted muckly

        Correction: that is the *purpose* of their inception.https://twitter.com/Brpron1/status/1021439708759457797 …

        Stop Bolsonaro again before it's too late added,

        muckly @Brpron1
        Replying to @TheOnion
        This has been their policy since the agency's inception.
        0 replies 1 retweet 4 likes
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