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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 23

    Trump Bestows Medal Of Honor To John McCain’s Tumor https://trib.al/wN3L1mJ pic.twitter.com/N22CUIXhbv

    8:40 AM - 23 Jul 2018
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      1. Zuzu Griffin‏ @Zuzu_writer Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's shown so much growth over the years.pic.twitter.com/4HWWEXHYjU

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      1. country billy made a couple milly‏ @LuckIn2014 Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thank you John, very cool!

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      2. Johnny Mac‏ @JohnDMacCallum Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        so wrong. yet, so right?

        1 reply 0 retweets 19 likes
      3.  🍃Melinda 🍃‏ @BlackRose96 Jul 23
        Replying to @JohnDMacCallum @TheOnion

        😂😂😂😕😕😕

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. Vote Nov 6th‏ @jeffstabley Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Mustn't laugh, mustn't lau...LOLOL

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      2. Bully_Hunter_88 🇵🇹‏ @Russian_Bot_14 Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That tumor will do more to achieve world peace than John McCain did in his entire lifetime.

        1 reply 4 retweets 5 likes
      3. Ty Vulpine‏ @TyVulpintaur Jul 23
        Replying to @Russian_Bot_14 @TheOnion

        Or you

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      4. Bully_Hunter_88 🇵🇹‏ @Russian_Bot_14 Jul 23
        Replying to @TyVulpintaur @TheOnion

        I haven't petitioned for more endless war so actually yes I have.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Ty Vulpine‏ @TyVulpintaur Jul 23
        Replying to @Russian_Bot_14 @TheOnion

        Still more than you.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      2.  ❤️ Expressive Pets‏ @RealTeriFLA Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not funny

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Stout_spy‏ @RealDemoStout Jul 23
        Replying to @RealTeriFLA @TheOnion

        Looks like someone bit the onion

        0 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
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      1. Jeff McMahon‏ @herculodge Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Trump's presidency entire predicated on spiteful legislation. Perfect.

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      2. Denby Starling‏ @denbystarling Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I love you guys but this is not funny...

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3.  🎃‏ @windowlesssolid Jul 24
        Replying to @denbystarling @TheOnion

        Sure it is. Better check your sense of humor.

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      2. Gumpling‏ @Gumpling Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Dear Onion:pic.twitter.com/KBi2jlVaL0

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      3. Noodles‏ @GFNoodleyOne Jul 23
        Replying to @Gumpling @TheOnion

        Nah dog.

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      2. Super Slob‏ @ZyklonBSlob Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @SavnRyansPrvate

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      3. Barnabas‏ @SaImoneIIa Jul 23
        Replying to @ZyklonBSlob @TheOnion @SavnRyansPrvate

        Soon ☺️pic.twitter.com/Bwv3Q1kOeM

        1 reply 3 retweets 4 likes
      4. Super Slob‏ @ZyklonBSlob Jul 23
        Replying to @SaImoneIIa @TheOnion @SavnRyansPrvate

        🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

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      1. Jennifer Lucas‏ @msjlucas Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        At this point, it is necessary to go as absurd as possible to differentiate from the actual news. However this could happen in the next few weeks

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