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Maybe, but that's why the capable researchers at @UberFacts figured out how much beer gets stuck in peoples beards every year.pic.twitter.com/GDDJpYktrj
This is horrifying.
Congrats to Chuck on his new gig
I hear too much mayo makes you shit on the floor.
I LOVE mayo
heres my data. 1 jar a week! ive really cut back though in recent months. use to have a 3 jar a week habit.
Tony! 3 a week?? Are you eating it with a spoon? Don’t get me wrong, I like mayonnaise but...
i gave up using a spoon. just use my hands.
At the missions spaghetti dinner yesterday after church, Jesse was all excited because he made brownies with mayo as he had ran out of oil.
great minds think alike. its just eggs and oil anyway.
And they tasted really good.
I dreamt that I was at a party and went to the fridge to get mayo. The guests looked disgusted at the huge bottle. "Oh dear," I thought. "They think I'm going to do something weird. I'll let them see I just need a little." So I filled a bowl and started eating it with a spoon...
Still hoping to get the 5gallon “bible belt“ jar up in MA. stuck buying just the 5pounder and i have to get four!
What else are you supposed to spread on your sandwich?
If they saw my mother-in-law's recipe for potato salad, they would faint 

She puts mustard and egg yolks in it?
Sooooo much mayo 
Oh that's even worse.
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