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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 22

    Mueller Reveals Russia Investigation Just Elaborate Sting To Nail Clinton Child Sex-Slavery Ring https://trib.al/ktrv4n9 pic.twitter.com/qCbIThhmDt

    4:45 PM - 22 Jul 2018
    • 278 Retweets
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    • Felix of Turin Katie Rose Jason Costello Brandon Drinkin' Nick Quill BudHerbman J.E.B Stuart Galaxican Letty
    99 replies 278 retweets 1,821 likes
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      2. Patricia Arquette‏Verified account @PattyArquette Jul 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yeah this isn't really helping. Some dumb asses will think this is real news and not understand this is comedy.

        37 replies 15 retweets 201 likes
      3. Virginia House‏ @virginia_house Jul 22
        Replying to @PattyArquette @TheOnion

        To be fair, the Onion is having a really hard time since this disaster. It’s difficult to out-bizarre what is really going on. Other presidents gave them material. This one writes his own. Still, your point stands .

        1 reply 0 retweets 27 likes
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      2. Jeff Dobson‏ @jbd0515 Jul 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        5-4-3-2-1...and my father-in-law just posted this on Facebook as fact...😂😂

        2 replies 0 retweets 30 likes
      3. End of conversation
      1. Chad O'Dell Roberts‏ @TheArtofChad Jul 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Countdown to the moment when Trump retweets this......

        0 replies 0 retweets 68 likes
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      1. Leonard Robinson‏Verified account @leonardrobinson Jul 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This will be a leading story tomorrow on FoxNews

        0 replies 1 retweet 20 likes
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      1. debra‏ @msruby1 Jul 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Watch this headline show up on Fox

        0 replies 0 retweets 27 likes
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      1. Lauren‏ @LAK212121 Jul 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm anxiously waiting to see how many times this is retweeted as fact

        0 replies 0 retweets 20 likes
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      1. Richard Brooks‏ @Geisingen Jul 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You know this will be Breitbart headline tomorrow and Sanders will quote it in press briefing.

        0 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
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      2. Slam1263‏ @IKnowBO Jul 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        o.0 I thought you were a parody site?

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Space Force One‏ @GDingers Jul 22
        Replying to @IKnowBO @TheOnion

        They are. Some really dumb people actually believe this.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Seasonally Spooky Strohl‏ @StevenMStrohl Jul 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is pretty much just stealing from InfoWars at this point.

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      2. ish‏ @justridelow Jul 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Right wingers won’t be able to tell this is not real.

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      3. stitch‏ @stitch2k1 Jul 22
        Replying to @justridelow @TheOnion

        because it’s a plot twist that is believable. those fucking DNC emails were way too damning.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Joe Hawk‏ @Rajijos Jul 22
        Replying to @stitch2k1 @justridelow @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/UlUX0Z3f0I

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      5. stitch‏ @stitch2k1 Jul 22
        Replying to @Rajijos @justridelow @TheOnion

        seriously: I’m not a right winger but the damning stuff in there is beyond crazy. Political Juice made a fantastic video talking about it. way better than anything I could say.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. gab.ai/wakoppa 🇺🇸 ✝ ☪  🕎‏ @wakoppa Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        gab.ai/wakoppa 🇺🇸 ✝ ☪  🕎 Retweeted Laura Loomer

        https://twitter.com/LauraLoomer/status/1007569146945695744 … This is on page 294 of the #IGReport for reference...

        gab.ai/wakoppa 🇺🇸 ✝ ☪  🕎 added,

        Laura Loomer @LauraLoomer
        DISTURBING: In #IGReport, there’s a reference from the Clinton Email Investigation that mentions “CRIME AGAINST CHILDREN.” “Crime against children” appears next to “Hillary Clinton & Foundation” & “Anthony Wiener— texting 15 yo— sexually explicit” It’s all coming out now... pic.twitter.com/BEq9ispiG2
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