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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 22

    Mamma Mia!: Here We Go Again: A film that you can either enjoy for what it it is or slog through the rest of your life as the sort of killjoy who enjoys absolutely nothing in their miserable existence.pic.twitter.com/iBaeCrDTaG

    2:15 PM - 22 Jul 2018
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    • maddy Xiu Fetish Dr Dolores Tierney David Ferber emma 👻 kat 👻🎃 gill Luis ‘Drunkard™️’ Vicente Sybil*VoteNov.6th🌊2018🌊
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      1. Jennifer‏ @howelljms Jul 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @ron_rains another fabulous review that is itself deserving of an Oscar.😂

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      1. Jason Marcano‏ @JasonMarcano1 Jul 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I didn't want to watch this, haven't seen the first, but y'all made me feel bad about both those facts. Guess I know what I'm doing my next day off...

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      1. Nathan Jones‏ @NathanJonesey Jul 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Rather be a grumpy killjoy, finding “upbeat” in other forms - classy, non-middle-aged-camp-loving-mother music. Not this sort of shit which keeps me at the bar during weddings.

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      1. Denise O'Beirne‏ @OBeirnekids Jul 22
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        I spent the first movie figuring out everyone's ages & trying to have that make sense with the story.

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      1. Rob Z Tobor‏ @Rob_Z_Tobor Jul 22
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        I think (like many) I will slog through the rest of my life as the sort of killjoy who enjoys absolutely nothing in their miserable existence, rather than watch this film. I was made to watch the first one by my wife and thought it was terrible.

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      1. Brontes hammer‏ @NIFTYNEC Jul 22
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        I love this guy. That was brilliant.

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      1. NB, eh?  🏀 🇨🇦‏ @michaelmanners9 Jul 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Gonna go with misery

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      2. Taylor Kearns‏ @RotaryChicken Jul 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Cc: @MHause

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      3. Marti Hause‏ @MHause Jul 22
        Replying to @RotaryChicken @TheOnion

        Yes! Let us have some joy.

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      1. Arsen Ransom‏ @ArsenRansom Jul 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I cherish every moment of hate the last one brought to me, i guess i pass on this one, i like Preacher and i don't want it to get ruined.

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      1. 2BRX2B‏ @OhMyDrlin Jul 22
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        Seriously, the first one was without a doubt the worst movie ever made. An hour and a half of my life I really wish I could get back. Colossally terrible.

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      1. Michael Baker‏ @Mikeypb66 Jul 22
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        Shoot me now

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      2. Carly Schindler‏ @carschindler Jul 22
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        @Hilbert126

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      3. Alex Hilbert‏ @Hilbert126 Jul 22
        Replying to @carschindler @TheOnion

        I hope you enjoy Mamma Mia: Here we go again, Alex Hilbert commentary edition™

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      4. Carly Schindler‏ @carschindler Jul 22
        Replying to @Hilbert126 @TheOnion

        And I hope you enjoy the Mama Mia: Carly Schindler and @garzino21 Sing-Along Edition™️ taking place in the same theater!

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      1. berwood  🌱‏ @martaberwood Jul 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ESTA CRÍTICA DE MAMMA MIA ES LO MEJOR QUE ME HA PASADO EN LA VIDA ESTE SEÑOR ES MI ESPÍRITU ES MI DIOS ES YO

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      1. zani‏ @alchemyfawn Jul 23
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        @daylilypink HONESTLY

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      1. Reckless Liberal‏ @NicoleKowalski5 Jul 22
        Replying to @TheOnion @1followernodad

        IRL Cher is 3 years older than Meryl Streep. Does the guy who wrote and directed this just think any woman over 30 = vaguely old enough to be cast as mother or grandmother interchangeably? Or does he not know basic math? #MammaMiaHereWeGoAgain

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      1. Ryk Comerford‏ @Truth_Quest30 Jul 22
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        Third option: find something you actually like to enjoy. Like maybe almost anything else.

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