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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 22

    Woman Launches Into 4-Minute Self-Deprecating Preamble Before Speaking Mind https://trib.al/ZxrYLDv pic.twitter.com/yKRE1RBcMP

    12:40 PM - 22 Jul 2018
    • 336 Retweets
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    • KelsoCorriander Lucas Thurman Jon Luc Hefferman Errol Champagne Cho Lay Kozhin Sarok 🅱️hannon Brian booClickClack 👻
    15 replies 336 retweets 2,416 likes
      1. Rails Rider‏ @ridingwithrails Jul 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        She does it while “up talking” which makes it even more effective.

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      1. Groucho  🇬🇧 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿  🇨🇦 🇮🇱‏ @halifax173 Jul 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You assumed its gender.

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      1. But I Digress...‏ @ButIDigress79 Jul 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I’m no expert in satire but.....

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      1. DJ Logue‏ @FlareGunDebate Jul 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Gives everyone time to evacuate

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      1. “jack” “sargent”‏ @Jack_sargent7 Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I love the onion but I’m not about some tired sexist bullshit

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      1. Shauna Hanley‏ @ShaunaHanley1 Jul 22
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        Oh my gosh this is so true. I love (hate) that hahaaaaaa

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      1. Duhg‏ @epicurusrocked Jul 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Self-defecating - @RonFunches

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      1. Carmine Fields‏ @CarmineFields5 Jul 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I’m not always the best judge of these things (or anything else, ha!) but this seems sexist.

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      1. Random Spewforth‏ @RandomSpewforth Jul 22
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        #emerald salt and pepper cashews smell like shrimp.

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      1. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines Jul 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not fuh nuttin but if you asks me...

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      1. BRANDI MATTISON‏ @brandihoo Jul 22
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        True story. LOL ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

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      1. Jefe Covfefe‏ @ScholdGato Jul 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I hate hearing other women do this! What you have to say is just as interesting, boring, smart and dumb as anyone.

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      1. thedongo‏ @thedongo Jul 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        No. The way it works is, you speak your mind then we decide how deprecable your opinion is. But thanks for warning us ahead of time.

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      1. Michael Baker‏ @Mikeypb66 Jul 22
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        Oh Emily...

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      1. Samuel Silberman‏ @KingSilberman Jul 22
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        Same

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