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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 22

    Papa John’s Founder Launches New Chain Of Fast-Casual Segregated Lunch Counters https://trib.al/ivvM0Vw pic.twitter.com/j0Lpxsughr

    11:05 AM - 22 Jul 2018
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    38 replies 547 retweets 2,546 likes
      1. ᴊᴀʏ ᴍᴀᴄ‏ @JayMac_SJ Jul 22
        Replying to @TheOnion @ChipReiderson

        If I were in charge, I would have segregated lunch counters. I'd segregate the pineapple as a pizza topping people from everyone else. Those people don't deserve to sit with the masses.

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      1. Stable Genius‏ @TDOATodd Jul 22
        Replying to @TheOnion @Lynn_Henning

        It’s so depressing that @TheOnion headlines are plausible reality.

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      2. Gibby 🇨🇦‏ @Goodchatbud Jul 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Save some of that grease for the fries.

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. EPI-CAL in the 906‏ @CliffLeClaire Jul 22
        Replying to @Goodchatbud @TheOnion

        Looks like he was "bobbing for fries".

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. boingboingbbeep‏ @boingboingbbeep Jul 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Mmmm pas the putrefied fake garlic sauce please!

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      1. Julian Stevovic‏ @Stevovic_ Jul 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Papa Johns sega is golden

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      2. anthony bounasis‏ @abounasis67 Jul 22
        Replying to @TheOnion @pdomo

        Fake news

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      3. no‏ @HoheMichael Jul 22
        Replying to @abounasis67 @TheOnion @pdomo

        this is the onion. this is satirical.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. anthony bounasis‏ @abounasis67 Jul 22
        Replying to @HoheMichael @TheOnion @pdomo

        intended to ridicule the shortcomings and antics of a person or group.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. General Manager‏ @firstvalue3000 Jul 23
        Replying to @abounasis67 @HoheMichael and

        And therefore...?

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      6. anthony bounasis‏ @abounasis67 Jul 23
        Replying to @firstvalue3000 @HoheMichael and

        Lol

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      1. Will (he/him/his) 🏳️‍🌈 #LGBTQIA‏ @WillPolitico Jul 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        One of the best EVER!

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      1. AW‏ @AndrewWeeraratn Jul 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Pro-Trump and Anti-Trump counters

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      1. augh yeah folks‏ @Shitford_AssPoo Jul 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I wish.

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      1. Jerusalem Heart‏ @genlady7 Jul 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #IsraeliDemocracy! Terrorist Israel has passed the Jewish nation-state bill. Critics say the new law is racist and discriminatory. Jerusalem is the capital of Palestine forever 🇵🇸 #ThisIsIsrael #Israeliracism #BDSpic.twitter.com/jROIJ9zy1G

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      1. EPI-CAL in the 906‏ @CliffLeClaire Jul 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @cpavy51 he may already have his next gig...

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      1. Steve Roth‏ @SRoth0508 Jul 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So what? The counters look like a keyboard?

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      2. Bubba Banjo‏ @BubbaBanjo Jul 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Traditional family dining...... interesting idea. 😀 Seems like a limited clientele though.pic.twitter.com/u1bSdWzWhU

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      3.  👻Privy Ghost of Treblinka 🎃‏ @sheissmeister Jul 22
        Replying to @BubbaBanjo @TheOnion

        Are you implying that traditional families are literally the KKK? Quite a ridiculous accusation there. I’m sure it’s not an attempt to destroy healthy stable family structures or anything...

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Smith Smith‏ @SmithSmithTime Jul 22
        Replying to @sheissmeister @BubbaBanjo @TheOnion

        tbh traditional families are unstable unhealthy self-destroying trash of a system. They alienate neighbours from each other and parents from their children.

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      5. Bubba Banjo‏ @BubbaBanjo Jul 22
        Replying to @SmithSmithTime @sheissmeister @TheOnion

        Ohhhhhhhh my. Are you proposing state raised children?.... I mean I was making fun of a silly situation.... that is quite a stretch. Might lose me there but I might need to learn more.... sounds a bit fringe to me. Like that Klan family. 😀

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      6. Smith Smith‏ @SmithSmithTime Jul 23
        Replying to @BubbaBanjo @sheissmeister @TheOnion

        No, more like larger, non-nuclear families.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      7. Bubba Banjo‏ @BubbaBanjo Jul 23
        Replying to @SmithSmithTime @sheissmeister @TheOnion

        Oh I got you....... Cool.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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