On the first day He flung poo, and He saw that was Good.
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On the second that he said: Let there be bananas!

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Day.. damn it ... Second day! I need a banana!
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But thou shalt not eat the big bananas in the middle of the garden! Adam and Eve:pic.twitter.com/W1qmOYNqzj
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Checkmate atheists
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Apes still need a God.
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The onion is 100% factual.
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nooooo.... god and chimp god both evolved from an earlier proto-hominid god!
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Where do I sign up to worship the chimp God?
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The sacrament of initiation is just scratching yourself somewhere around your personal equator and then sniffing your fingers reverently.
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In that case I'm in
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