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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 22

    World Wonders What Trump Has On United States That’s Forcing Nation To Keep Him In Power https://trib.al/GuGV9KX pic.twitter.com/36bI5MvJ50

    7:55 AM - 22 Jul 2018
    • 1,220 Retweets
    • 5,045 Likes
    • scaRay Warren Smith brittany 🌱 Cooper Reynolds Eric Carlson Dan England Andrew Cobble Olga Fox OldCrow🔹🌽
    79 replies 1,220 retweets 5,045 likes
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      2. Sweet Butter Cookie‏ @SweetButterCoo1 Jul 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wonder no more onion news. Lol . !! we keep Trump on because we like him we trust him he is the only one that has been looking out for us it's been proven repeatedly the Democrats have not done that

        5 replies 1 retweet 3 likes
      3. Herbert Jones fan‏ @BarryCzarcastic Jul 22
        Replying to @SweetButterCoo1 @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/yBPGnTjFr9

        1 reply 0 retweets 14 likes
      4. Herbert Jones fan‏ @BarryCzarcastic Jul 22
        Replying to @BarryCzarcastic @SweetButterCoo1 @TheOnion

        Darnpic.twitter.com/AtMBKSGEkP

        0 replies 1 retweet 8 likes
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      1. Nick L‏ @nic_linz Jul 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Mike Pence

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      2. mstewartmoan‏ @mstewartsloan Jul 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Starts with an R ends with a ism

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
      3. J Breezy‏ @hatersaurusrex Jul 22
        Replying to @mstewartsloan @TheOnion

        And rhymes with Space Jizzum

        0 replies 0 retweets 16 likes
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      1. bookstax‏ @bookstax Jul 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Onion headlines no longer seem like Onion headlines....

        0 replies 0 retweets 26 likes
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      1. Creole Royalty‏ @CreoleRoyalty1 Jul 22
        Replying to @TheOnion @Brokenf8

        Embezzlement. And the Russians know it.

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      1. Hamish Keith‏ @hamish_keith Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion @SupergoofNZ

        Mass surveillance of every citizen peeing

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      1. Spooky Casen  🎃‏ @The_Gaming_Sock Jul 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Why are you reporting real news?

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      1. Jason Reed‏ @rider1974 Jul 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is actually the better question

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      1. DudeAbides‏ @LacesOut_Ace Jul 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Reality has outpaced satire and The Onion posits better questions than formerly legitimate national media and journalists.

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      2. MELISSA BETH‏ @MBYanezOwens Jul 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        THE ENTIRE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT IS CORRUPT -

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
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      1. Infinite Spooky Generator  🌈 ❤️ 🍸 🎃‏ @KatieHart010 Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Pee tapes on an unprecedented scale

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      1. Pablo Manitoba‏ @Pablo_Manitoba Jul 22
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        America, where any escaped mental patient can become #POTUS.pic.twitter.com/pJkyKuIPBI

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      2. Randy Rocket Cody‏ @rocketmetalden Jul 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #PizzaGateIsRealpic.twitter.com/qdQQ8ArGFe

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