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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 21

    Concert Crowd Worried Singer Who Stepped Away From Mic Won’t Make It Back In Time For Chorus https://trib.al/HIhDrjF pic.twitter.com/6xj6SaCvgE

    8:35 PM - 21 Jul 2018
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      2. Jordan Lindgren‏ @jordanlindgren Jul 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @masonmennenga @theemontywaite @james_worsham @jacobnolenmusic

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      3. Mason Mennenga‏ @masonmennenga Jul 22
        Replying to @jordanlindgren @TheOnion and

        Ye of little faith

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      4. jacob‏ @jacoboneword Jul 22
        Replying to @masonmennenga @jordanlindgren and

        This is so relatable. I swallow a lot of burps in between singing. I also like to run around on stage and so sometimes forget to get back to the microphone.

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. Zuzu Griffin‏ @Zuzu_writer Jul 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Don't worry, the drummer is ready to play an epic drum solo in case he gets loss on his way back.pic.twitter.com/Z5ExtYTfjz

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      1. Kanye, West Vagina‏ @BrownBrian333 Jul 21
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        INCUBUS!!!

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      1. Ted Knowles‏ @TedKnowles77 Jul 21
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        I think this every time

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      1. Kayne‏ @KayneBrowne Jul 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        NIN March Of The Pigs music video; I get nervous every time Trent drops the mike.

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      2. Megan LeBlanc‏ @msmeganl Jul 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I cannot stop giggling. I literally thought I was the only person who ever gave this a thought.

        1 reply 0 retweets 19 likes
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      1. JayAtFright‏ @jayatflight Jul 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wait is this @REALpunknews

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      2. c.d.‏ @oldbloodyorange Jul 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @VerlagCrescendo

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      3. Jessi‏ @VerlagCrescendo Jul 22
        Replying to @oldbloodyorange @TheOnion

        Bwahahaha!! Sometimes this is a legit concern of mine...

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      1. Frank‏ @frankthetank899 Jul 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @MattHeinrich33 @cdubs46 @Yeezytaughtme26 Stasia when Simple Plan’s lead singer stepped away for a sec 😂

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      1. J Bretzman‏ @Bretzman Jul 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @mybrandonboyd Love that it’s you!!! Haha!

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      2. Mike Wilson‏ @MikelbcWilson Jul 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Axl Rose going backstage circa Buckethead GnR @Flashbearwich @SportsRD_PhD

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      2. Scott Halgrim‏ @shalgrim Jul 22
        Replying to @TheOnion @amy_abts

        Does it bother you as much as me there’s no mic in that stand? I guess he’s stepped away from another one? I need help

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Amy Abts‏ @amy_abts Jul 22
        Replying to @shalgrim @TheOnion

        That’s part of what’s worrying me!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Chris Carroll‏ @ChrisCarrollDC Jul 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        legendary; canon-worthy @vinnyafterdark @moreismoore

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      1. Buygawd‏ @buygawd1 Jul 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Concert goers on the front row complained that the Singer had The Onion breath.

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