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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 21

    Supporters Praise Trump For Upholding Traditional American Value Of Supporting Murderous Dictators For Political Gain https://trib.al/ywAm4j0 pic.twitter.com/H1wN14MoIu

    6:58 PM - 21 Jul 2018
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    • brenda jetson MB Justin 𝕊𝕡𝕠𝕠𝕜𝕪 🎃 𝔹𝕝𝕒𝕜𝕖 𝕂𝕠𝕝𝕖𝕤𝕒 AMONOMYSH D. A. Wood Martin A. BLACK Cool Jessika Doug flint
    34 replies 548 retweets 2,354 likes
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      2.  🕯️ 🌯Just Brian, fancy & spooky AF  🌯 🕯️‏ @tzerigawa Jul 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Onion is reporting real news again.

        1 reply 0 retweets 34 likes
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      1. Space Force Panda‏ @TrashPandaFTW Jul 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        miss the good old days when you guys were satire and not actual news

        0 replies 0 retweets 28 likes
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      2. A E S T H E T I C‏ @antman1242 Jul 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        remember when the onion didn't have a set political view and made fun of both sides. those where the days

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. skip class, eat ass‏ @puretamales Jul 21
        Replying to @antman1242 @TheOnion

        Remember when people didn’t get so offended and we could joke about almost anything and get a good laugh, those were the days

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      2. iceberg21‏ @iceberg171 Jul 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I wouldn’t be surprised if trump supporters actually praised him for liking dictators.

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
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      1. Jason Strayer‏ @arrrroooooo Jul 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hey, stay in your lane, Onion! Go back to satire and leave the reporting to the "professionals" at the NY Times.

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      1. Craig3010‏ @craig3010 Jul 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You know we're fucked when @TheOnion is a more reliable news source than @FoxNews

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      2. Super Brotendo‏ @SBrotendo Jul 21
        Replying to @FixieTrackStand @TheOnion

        Lol conservative snowflake triggered by an onion post.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Jeff  🐻‏ @jekky1979 Jul 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hmm so communism is okay in china or Haiti? How about are great friends in Cuba was that okay with you? Guess u want the USA to be the world police..

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Jared Dank Kushner‏ @JaredDankKush Jul 21
        Replying to @jekky1979 @TheOnion

        Okay China is one thing. Haiti is not communist nor has ever been. Where did you get the idea that it is?

        2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. Jeff  🐻‏ @jekky1979 Jul 21
        Replying to @JaredDankKush @TheOnion

        http://www.businessinsider.com/wikileaks-haiti-minimum-wage-the-nation-2011-6 … our government paid to keep Haitian minimum wage down is that not a form of communism?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Batmaso‏ @BatmasoTheHairy Jul 21
        Replying to @jekky1979 @JaredDankKush @TheOnion

        No. That is your neoliberalism in action.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      6. Jeff  🐻‏ @jekky1979 Jul 21
        Replying to @BatmasoTheHairy @JaredDankKush @TheOnion

        The government is controlling the means of production by paying another government to keep prices low if that isn't communism then I dont know what is

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. Javier Alberto de la Vega Ortiz‏ @Dr_JAVOMex Jul 22
        Replying to @jekky1979 @BatmasoTheHairy and

        Well, it’s obvious that you don’t know what communism is about. I would recommend reading some economics history or at least some Marx, but again, facts...

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Chuck Ilconich‏ @ChuckGuam Jul 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's as American as American pie, baseball, and sexual harassment.

        2 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. Chelle-bird  🌊‏ @redkorpusl1 Jul 21
        Replying to @ChuckGuam @TheOnion

        😂 Ha-haaaa 😂daaaamn! What a great line. Have to know your audience, but daaaamn!😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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