I'm waiting for a shirtless, alcoholic rampage from the POTUS. That's the only reason I support him, to see his glazed, sweating and panicked body running through the cities.
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Even though this is The Onion, I legitimately have no idea upon first glance whether this quote is real or fake.
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You’re not alone.
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I miss when the Onion was easily recognized as satire.
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no. i don’t. and take pence with you. please.
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I call uncle.
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You The Onion editors are becoming savage. Lol love it
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Even if one doesn't know about "The Onion", reading the article, you'd have to have figured it out, because Donnie cannot write coherent sentences, let alone, an entire article.
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Truthfully I'd rather see what he looks like with a rusty harpoon through his head. A radioactive one.
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I must confess this... It’s like seeing two trains advancing trough the same railway at each other at maximum speed. It will be a tragedy, but you simply can’t look away...
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The Trump Train is headed straight through the 4th wall.
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It is a well written article.
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I want to see how much longer it takes Congress to wake the hell up!
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I called it first before TrUmp did. FakeNews is not Real News. Well, duh! Thanks for sharing, Mr. Obvious. Oh, by the way, I got a dead rat as a pet and I decided to name it after the president. Very honorable thing I did, indeed.
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Lol Remember laughing at this "just stop reading.... didn't think so"
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