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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 21

    On This Day In History: "I can tell you’re practically salivating right now. And I’m going to keep riding this fascination, this little fixation you have with me as far as you’ll take me. You know I will." https://trib.al/gqwJTgC pic.twitter.com/W0i6zmIs3S

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      2. The New Courtyard‏ @courtyardian Jul 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm waiting for a shirtless, alcoholic rampage from the POTUS. That's the only reason I support him, to see his glazed, sweating and panicked body running through the cities.

        1 reply 5 retweets 11 likes
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      2. Mash  ♻‏ @MashiedNp Jul 21
        Replying to @TheOnion @88SEATTLE61

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      3. DAWG‏ @88SEATTLE61 Jul 21
        Replying to @MashiedNp @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/leInSv8IS3

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      2. Drew Gibson‏ @SuppressThis Jul 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Even though this is The Onion, I legitimately have no idea upon first glance whether this quote is real or fake. #ShootAManOn5thAve

        3 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. Bridget OBrien‏ @bridgetobrien06 Jul 21
        Replying to @SuppressThis @TheOnion

        You’re not alone.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Jim‏ @NoRAd_Alpha Jul 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I miss when the Onion was easily recognized as satire.

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      1. ☠︎‏ @MaxFischerExt23 Jul 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        no. i don’t. and take pence with you. please.

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      2. coreycheno‏ @coreycheno Jul 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I call uncle.

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      3. СЕРГЕЙ КРАСОВСКИЙ‏ @KRAKENVS Jul 21
        Replying to @coreycheno @TheOnion

        )

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      1. Stable Ananomsosmaos Genius Space Force Viking Cat‏ @realVikingCat Jul 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You The Onion editors are becoming savage. Lol love it

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      1. Paul&Mary‏ @PaMa261075 Jul 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Even if one doesn't know about "The Onion", reading the article, you'd have to have figured it out, because Donnie cannot write coherent sentences, let alone, an entire article.

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      1. Donald Nelson‏ @HanoyShan Jul 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Truthfully I'd rather see what he looks like with a rusty harpoon through his head. A radioactive one.

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      1. Ashe  👻 Kirk  🦉 ✊‏ @ashekirk Jul 21
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      1. Javier Alberto de la Vega Ortiz‏ @Dr_JAVOMex Jul 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I must confess this... It’s like seeing two trains advancing trough the same railway at each other at maximum speed. It will be a tragedy, but you simply can’t look away...

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      1. Phillip‏ @TejasPeak Jul 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Trump Train is headed straight through the 4th wall.

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      1. Dave‏ @UpsetDave Jul 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It is a well written article.

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      1. Jeff O'Meara‏ @jomeara555 Jul 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I want to see how much longer it takes Congress to wake the hell up!

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      1. POIROT 🔎‏ @Poirot500HP Jul 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I called it first before TrUmp did. FakeNews is not Real News. Well, duh! Thanks for sharing, Mr. Obvious. Oh, by the way, I got a dead rat as a pet and I decided to name it after the president. Very honorable thing I did, indeed.

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      1. Rob‏ @rob_saud Jul 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Lol Remember laughing at this "just stop reading.... didn't think so"

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