1. Find a woman 2. Put a baby in her 3. Start doing yard work.
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Obviously the whole mutual love & respect thing is implied here.
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Area stoner casts seeds of change.
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@Bloodyhellman1 ‘Living Room sources’ - that youThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Bird seed. He’s trying to grow birds.
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Not sure why fathers like grass so much. It’s the most boring plant I can think of.
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Out of this ‘seed’, Jack, will grow a mighty beanstalk reaching to the..... “Dad, this garden where I spread your ashes is your final resting place. Adios!”
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Mom says no more for her
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Are we gonna get a follow-up article about theories? WE NEED ANSWERS THE ONION.
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After a long research, I decided to invest in
@DeepOnion. I feel a big spike in the next months.$ONION at $100 soon. Mark my words!#DeepOnion@deeponionxpic.twitter.com/hAgn3vo9fq
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This is the privilege of going from local dude to area man.
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small seedlings will show us the innocent future
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every weekend I’ve spend in the country. like, can’t the grass reproduce on its own?
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What did the seeds turn in to?
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Seeds, yes, seeds, that's what they are, seeds.
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