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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 20

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    "One witness reported seeing 6,000 Mike Pences pouring out of a small wormhole in the Cabinet room before suddenly vanishing."https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1020366252802560000 …

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    Dozens Of White Houses Materialize From Temporal Vortex As Trump’s Changing Account Of Putin Meeting Tears Apart Space-Time https://trib.al/R65NxiM  pic.twitter.com/kTWGAAK8F8
    8:56 PM - 20 Jul 2018
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    • Tucker Fitzpatrick 🌍 Karl Fairburne 🗽 Pierre-Simon Laplace German PVP VVingnut Wack the_pigs Cosmic_Gloss Kiwi  U+1F987  U+1F383
    19 replies 494 retweets 2,598 likes
      1. Sam Palasota‏ @SamPalasota Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        6,000 Mike Pences = 1/10000th Jesus in Religious fractions

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      1. Duhg‏ @epicurusrocked Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        6000 worms pouring out of a hole in Mike Pence.

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      1. Authentic Don Holley™‏ @donholley0 Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        YES! YES! YES! IT'S HAPPENING! YES! YES! YES!pic.twitter.com/z3EffpgdzK

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      1. Andrew Ferguson‏ @epiktistes Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        *Mikes Pence

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      2. James Roan‏ @bumper231 Jul 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sing a song of 6K Pence--a nursery rhyme for Armageddon.

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      3. A‏ @AibrNkah Jul 22
        Replying to @bumper231 @TheOnion

        A pocket full of lies,

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      1. Carol Chealander‏ @ChealanderCarol Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Poor Mike Pence! Squeezing through such a tiny space with a confused brain while President Putin has sent friends to the Oval Office and has a guilded key to the White House. Likely the pool is too small and warm for him!

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      1. V1180‏ @oavl_vazquez Jul 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @MemesSurreal

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      1. Thomas Hermansen‏ @tvshermansen Jul 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        😂

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      1. NotBruceWayne‏ @zergthisplanet Jul 20
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        Oh my god this is like the opposite of funny for so many reasons 😒

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      1. Bruce Kempe‏ @Sir__B Jul 20
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        And in each and every permutation of reality they were batshit god bothering handmaids take crazy.

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      1. Catherine Jones‏ @HiFalutinWays Jul 20
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        Just cospic.twitter.com/SPFcSkgRi4

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      1. Whatwhatwhat‏ @TheOneOutside Jul 20
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        somewhere a herd of stallions feels a chill that is immediately dispelled

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      1. Zachary Young‏ @Zadeyo Jul 20
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        May god have mercy on us all.

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      1. Jack the Pumpkin Crown Prince in Exile‏ @JTRipoff Jul 20
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        Did you hire the person who runs @ApprovedNews6 for this?

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