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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 20

    Homesick Kid On Sleepover Needs To Just Tough It The Fuck Out https://trib.al/eViN3wE pic.twitter.com/RtqCn1PAAJ

    8:09 PM - 20 Jul 2018
    • 434 Retweets
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    • Lien Sterkens Elvis Pepsi SLiM DiLLiNGeR David Richter Caitlin the Mage Jaweria Sana Alton Williams Clutch Hicks Sean Sheridan
    25 replies 434 retweets 3,431 likes
      1. Milpool‏ @BurntBrayd Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        On behalf of homesick kids at sleepovers everywhere, I'd like to say we're here, we matter, and we would like a ride home, please.

        0 replies 2 retweets 86 likes
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      1. KKUURRTT‏ @wwwkurtcom Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Homeless Kid On Sleepover Psyched To Have A Place To Sleep

        0 replies 0 retweets 38 likes
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      1. New conversation
      2. Nick McFarland‏ @NickMcFarland2 Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Jordanraaee it’s me

        2 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Tracey‏ @traceymctracey Jul 21
        Replying to @NickMcFarland2 @TheOnion @Jordanraaee

        ‘you have to tell Jordan’s mom you’re leaving, I don’t care if it’s the middle of the night’

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. JuanMarcos‏ @JuansDayOff Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The worst part of that is the fact that you knew it from the beginning

        0 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
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      1. Open your eyeballs‏ @Ideal_Pigeon Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I had a friend who did that once. We're still not friends to this day.

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      1. :3C‏ @xXPR0ROBLOXERXx Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I didn’t know my friends write for the Onion

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      2. Authentic Don Holley™‏ @donholley0 Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Been there done that...manyyyyyyyyyyy times...

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. Catherine Jones‏ @HiFalutinWays Jul 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Boy wanders downstairs where he meets grandma. They bond over mugs of Ovaltine and ribald tales of her youth which keep him in stitches.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Doe Javey‏ @josephtdavey Jul 21
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        @johnisaacdavey

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      1. Jill Thompson‏ @justjays Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @P_stroms this sounds like something you'd say 🤣🤣

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      1. Spock's Nephew‏ @NephewSpock Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I remember that dude.

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      1. max358‏ @max358 Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "I wanna be in my own goddam room! I don't understand why they make me do this! I hate these guys!"

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      1. Aphex Twin Peaks send tweet‏ @everyfingrprint Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Stay out of my diary.

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      1. Cindy‏ @CindyContreras Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        🤣

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      1. Sharon Avis, ResistDumpstertRump‏ @Style17strings Jul 23
        Replying to @TheOnion @questar1959_ron

        And take some asperin for the PAIN, like daddy McConnell says!

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