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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 20

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    "I understand that he’s one of your best friends, but I think he needs some professional help. I mean, he hasn’t left the sofa or showered since he got here."https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1020351659887808512 …

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    Peyton Manning’s Wife Quietly Asks How Much Longer Papa John Going To Crash On Their Couch https://trib.al/lMEMPzl  pic.twitter.com/x58t7Afnid
    7:22 PM - 20 Jul 2018
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      1. Glenn Avo‏ @yesimfatikno Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He smelling like garlic sauce

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      1. Chef Aaron Nieman‏ @ChefAaronN Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And he keeps hogging the remote!

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      2. Starr‏ @starrpainter Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @IAmMicMars

        Nice to have some levity amidst all the drama.

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      1. Norman Vikingsholm‏ @NVikingsholm Jul 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not to mention his laundry. Likes his robe and hood with extra bleach

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      1. Ralph Novak‏ @Ralnov Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Don’t know which caused attendance drop at games, the knee controversy or his lousy pizza.

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      1. Jennifer Miller‏ @edmxman Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I don´t know other project with active devs like #DeepOnion. The people should realize the importance of legit projects like @DeepOnion! $ONION @deeponionxpic.twitter.com/tjraOWItcH

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      1. Billy the NPC Wannabe‏ @ZiggyMachoMug Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yes! Reply to your own tweets! It's all the more Onion.

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      1. Dareius Tucker‏ @deetuck92 Jul 20
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        pic.twitter.com/kfbT79Stc6

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      1. thewolverpooh‏ @badw0lf1 Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        🎵I don't think they're on his side. 🎶

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      1. Jess J. Behrens‏ @glibly_jjb Jul 20
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        "Oh, so Papajohn has to go and but your mother gets to stay?"

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      1. Peter‏ @BurgerDogBoy Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ;-)

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      1. Phil Brandt‏ @blackhook Jul 20
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        hahaha, good riddance to bad White Trash!

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      1. MARCB‏ @marc_bohme Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Lol just like Assange

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      1. Kathy Miles‏ @kathymiles72 Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is killing me! I have laughed about the first tweet and now this! 😂. Thanks for the humor!

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      1. AnAmericanGirl  🌊 🏳️‍🌈‏ @Baseballgirlnj Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Worst part is constantly ordering Dominos

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      1. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He's sorta cheesy with mushrooms growing on him

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      1. nancybabcock‏ @nancyssbabcock Jul 20
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        Love this

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