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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 20

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    Mamma Mia!: Here We Go Again: A film that you can either enjoy for what it it is or slog through the rest of your life as the sort of killjoy who enjoys absolutely nothing in their miserable existence.https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1020344331499012096 …

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    The Onion Reviews ‘Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again’ pic.twitter.com/YlKyzdCDae
    4:24 PM - 20 Jul 2018
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    • eryn🐍 eagle ExpoTor.com Christin Phillips Justin Randall 木苺由羅@幻想怪奇修行 Jerry a man has no name Richard Drench 𝔪𝔞𝔯𝔦𝔰𝔰𝔞
    46 replies 642 retweets 2,228 likes
      1. karly nelson‏ @karlyfnelson Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @jazzyisepic23 @sydbarker21

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      1. Erin‏ @bettyreagan Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Why do I have the feeling that review is 100% more entertaining than #MamaMia2

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      1. David Law‏ @davidkeithlaw Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I enjoy plenty of things - people, the lake, food, drink, sports, my job - even The Onion. But there is little I enjoy more than talking about how awful #MammaMia is.

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      2. no one you know‏ @GallagherGirl42 Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @jordanashley137 did u write this

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      3. big love (registered voter)‏ @jordanashley137 Jul 20
        Replying to @GallagherGirl42 @TheOnion

        I did! And I’m right!

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      1. 𝒂𝒖𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒚‏ @oddreyrose Jul 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        GET EM

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      1. Tori Wood  🍯 💛‏ @_toriwood Jul 22
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        @Swervenights

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      1. Natalie Eilatan‏ @natalie905 Jul 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I feel like this review is directed towards Mike Pence

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      1. Ryan Powell‏ @rpdanger Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Shout out to every critic ever!

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      1. Jess J. Behrens‏ @glibly_jjb Jul 20
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        Wake me up when they make 'Pappa Pia: Mow the Damn Lawn or Get a Damn Job!'

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      1. Mme LaCrooOOOooOO0oooz‏ @MmeLaCrooz Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        One for slogging, please.

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      1. Grant Bosse‏ @grantbosse Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        B. I choose B.

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      1. Joseph La Dow‏ @pureval Jul 20
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        B. I choose B.

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      1. Dr. Moreau‏ @DrDaemionMoreau Jul 22
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        I feel attacked.

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      1. tinyisland‏ @tiniestisland Jul 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Pierce brosnan looking into the camera and making a joke about his "piercing;) blue eyes" is not meant to be taken seriously. None of it is. Just let it be lighthearted and silly goddamn

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      1. Kelly Skewes‏ @KellySkewes Jul 21
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        @heidiskewes

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      1. Ben‏ @brskyrme Jul 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well, if you’re gonna make me choose...

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      1. ThePobinator69  🇬🇧 🇫🇮 🇦🇺‏ @ThePobinator69 Jul 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The second one

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      1. The Daily Crier‏ @The_Daily_Crier Jul 21
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        Yeah, ROB!!

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