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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 20

    This Weekend's Onion Magazine: https://trib.al/mgvUktq pic.twitter.com/HQoPMZppCD

    12:21 PM - 20 Jul 2018
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    14 replies 122 retweets 809 likes
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      2. rayuu‏ @iamrayuu Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ima be real with you chiefs. i dont know if this is a good idea to put out the morning after 11 ppl (w/ children) drowned in a boat incident......

        2 replies 1 retweet 11 likes
      3. n.patt‏ @ImMakinWaffles Jul 20
        Replying to @iamrayuu @TheOnion

        Seven people actually died while reading your tweet so I suggest you delete this out of respect for them

        2 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
      4. rayuu‏ @iamrayuu Jul 20
        Replying to @ImMakinWaffles @TheOnion

        idk if this was a joke but it sucked if it was one.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. n.patt‏ @ImMakinWaffles Jul 20
        Replying to @iamrayuu @TheOnion

        Breaking news: butt of a joke doesn't think joke was funny

        1 reply 1 retweet 5 likes
      6. rayuu‏ @iamrayuu Jul 20
        Replying to @ImMakinWaffles

        im not the butt of any joke cuz youre the only one tryna attempt to be clowny and edgy about what i said. i know we both follow a satirical news company but tone down the edge my boy and just realize this shits in poor taste lol. im done here tho, so peace my dude.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. n.patt‏ @ImMakinWaffles Jul 20
        Replying to @iamrayuu

        It would be in poor taste if it was referencing the accident... but it isn't. You can't expect the Onion to do a full-fledged internet search to make sure every joke they make is not going to be "in poor taste" (even though you are reaching hard here already)

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      8. rayuu‏ @iamrayuu Jul 20
        Replying to @ImMakinWaffles

        you didnt even have to. everyone was covering it and it was trending for hours.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Hyza‏ @Hyza87 Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/rpnXoenk80

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      2. Token White Dude‏ @tokenwhitedude Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @doozerblake

        #darkonion

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Unemployed Hobo Blake‏ @doozerblake Jul 20
        Replying to @tokenwhitedude @TheOnion

        more often than not when i'm laughing out loud these days it's because of dark onion.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. Ryan Helms‏ @RHelms70 Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        No

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      1. Uncle Clarence‏ @carpentiercsl Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sorry, not your best.

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      2. Thomas McGregor‏ @Tcm080 Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not funny. Sorry.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Deadgar‏ @Deadgar98 Jul 20
        Replying to @Tcm080 @TheOnion

        *For me* Don't forget people can laugh at what they want and if it's not funny for you doesn't mean it has to be the same for everyone

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. REDACTED‏ @Technic127 Jul 20
        Replying to @Deadgar98 @Tcm080 @TheOnion

        People need to look up "Satire" fr

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Libster  🎉‏ @Liberosity_ Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sometimes the Onion out-does itself.

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      1. REDACTED‏ @Technic127 Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Not funny" -Dumbasses that don't know satire isn't all comedy

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      1. Aaron Shoemaker‏ @AAShoe Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        In related news,@Disney fires @TheOnion from directing @Guardians 3 for past inappropriate tweets.

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      1. Johnny Cotton‏ @JohnnyCotton77 Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Nothing funny about dead kids

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      1. mweeks‏ @000weeks Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Beyond dumb

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