THIS is how far @TheOnion has to go to be satire these days.
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This is satire??
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I like the one where Vice President Will Riker screams that the Borg have taken over America.
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My third eye visualized your tweet several minutes prior to its manifestation in this reality.
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This would actually be pretty badass.
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"Aroo! Nixon's back!"
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I like that they included the White House that British-Canada burned to the ground over there on the left. Nice touch.
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ITS IS ALL PART OF THE PLAN. WE STILL, UH, NEED TO PREPARE THE TRIPODS. LIKE, RE-CODE THEM AND ALL. THE CODER SPILLED A WHOLE BOTTLE OF CARBON DIOXIDE ON HIS COMPUTER, AND LOST THE CODE OF DEADLINESS IN OUR TRIPODS, NOW THEY JUST ACT CUTE. HOW WILL WE TAKE OVER WITH CUTE TRIPODS?
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SOUNDS OF MARTIAN LAUGHTER, THIS HUMAN CARTOON IS LAWFUL BACON, IN MY BLUE AND ORANGE MORALITY.
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That's beautiful and absolutely terrifying!






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Oh no! Dozens of Sarah Sanders!
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F**k we are doomed!
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Ahhhh hahahahahaaaaa!
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I was waiting for a trump supporter to jump in and complain that the onion picks on him more than other presidents. But i guess they're jumping right to Russia denials...
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The satirical article is triggering you, but it's not positing a conspiracy. It's making fun of the Trump admin's shifting explanations for the Putin meeting. If they could stay on message for even one day, you wouldn't have to do so much work defending them.
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As your profile indicates, you support "Trump a 110%", so it's understandable why you would defend him "a 110%". But it's absurd that you would deny that you're defending him. In the midst of defending him. Against a charge that the onion is not making.
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