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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jul 20

    Dozens Of White Houses Materialize From Temporal Vortex As Trump’s Changing Account Of Putin Meeting Tears Apart Space-Time https://trib.al/R65NxiM pic.twitter.com/kTWGAAK8F8

    10:54 AM - 20 Jul 2018
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      2. Benjamin Flayed Colón‏ @EpicBenjaminJ Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        THIS is how far @TheOnion has to go to be satire these days.

        3 replies 7 retweets 142 likes
      3. Football in the Groin‏ @MrTea25594152 Jul 20
        Replying to @EpicBenjaminJ @TheOnion

        This is satire??

        1 reply 0 retweets 49 likes
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      2. Dan Wiznitzer‏ @Wiznutz Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/T75iYN1nNL

        2 replies 1 retweet 49 likes
      3. Brian‏ @briandaly473 Jul 20
        Replying to @Wiznutz @TheOnion

        I like the one where Vice President Will Riker screams that the Borg have taken over America.

        1 reply 0 retweets 17 likes
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      1. Kristin‏ @kristinmachina Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This but the White Housepic.twitter.com/mZYR0Qy3Ba

        0 replies 1 retweet 12 likes
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      1. Jesse Eidson‏ @eidson_jesse Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        My third eye visualized your tweet several minutes prior to its manifestation in this reality.

        0 replies 0 retweets 26 likes
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      1. Aphex Twin Peaks send tweet‏ @everyfingrprint Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This would actually be pretty badass.

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      2. Phantom Allen‏ @philisit Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Aroo! Nixon's back!"

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      3. Rev. Paul Andrew Warner (spokky)‏ @realKingCarrot Jul 20
        Replying to @philisit @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/GBeaIKih1Q

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. ooof magoof #WontBeErased  🐣  🍩  🌈‏ @AVeryBadLady Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/2NcIO6ahUD

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      1. Dave  🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇸‏ @davebabler Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I like that they included the White House that British-Canada burned to the ground over there on the left. Nice touch.

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      2. Flat Mars Society‏ @Mars_Is_Flat_ Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @braden_rose

        ITS IS ALL PART OF THE PLAN. WE STILL, UH, NEED TO PREPARE THE TRIPODS. LIKE, RE-CODE THEM AND ALL. THE CODER SPILLED A WHOLE BOTTLE OF CARBON DIOXIDE ON HIS COMPUTER, AND LOST THE CODE OF DEADLINESS IN OUR TRIPODS, NOW THEY JUST ACT CUTE. HOW WILL WE TAKE OVER WITH CUTE TRIPODS?

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      3. RoseBraden‏ @braden_rose Jul 20
        Replying to @Mars_Is_Flat_ @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/2V0SCs1Xr4

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      4. Flat Mars Society‏ @Mars_Is_Flat_ Jul 20
        Replying to @braden_rose @TheOnion

        SOUNDS OF MARTIAN LAUGHTER, THIS HUMAN CARTOON IS LAWFUL BACON, IN MY BLUE AND ORANGE MORALITY.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Brie Stoll‏ @briemail Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's beautiful and absolutely terrifying! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

        0 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
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      2. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 Jul 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh no! Dozens of Sarah Sanders!

        2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Dream Cloud Productions‏ @Javinorr527 Jul 20
        Replying to @DavidHawley2 @TheOnion

        F**k we are doomed!

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. muggie wuggie‏ @muggiewuggie Jul 20
        Replying to @Nowhere27 @TheOnion

        Ahhhh hahahahahaaaaa!

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Caleb Ellinger‏ @CalebEllinger Jul 20
        Replying to @muggiewuggie @Nowhere27 @TheOnion

        I was waiting for a trump supporter to jump in and complain that the onion picks on him more than other presidents. But i guess they're jumping right to Russia denials...

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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      5. Caleb Ellinger‏ @CalebEllinger Jul 20
        Replying to @Nowhere27 @muggiewuggie @TheOnion

        The satirical article is triggering you, but it's not positing a conspiracy. It's making fun of the Trump admin's shifting explanations for the Putin meeting. If they could stay on message for even one day, you wouldn't have to do so much work defending them.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
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      7. Caleb Ellinger‏ @CalebEllinger Jul 20
        Replying to @Nowhere27 @muggiewuggie @TheOnion

        As your profile indicates, you support "Trump a 110%", so it's understandable why you would defend him "a 110%". But it's absurd that you would deny that you're defending him. In the midst of defending him. Against a charge that the onion is not making.

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