If you've read his stuff it seems pretty clear that George R.R. Martin only masturbates to descriptions of feasts, climaxing once a dish is described as "swimming in butter."
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This is an Onion article?
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tee hee (but you know some people would pay out the nose to attend that sort of thing)
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And all this time Grant Morrison's been giving it away for free...
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Like Alan Moore would be at Comic Con... cred revoked.
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Jesus Christ guys
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It was pretty magical though. Only tomorrow we're going to get Stan Lee hitting on every member of the audience at once, so we'll soon forget about Alan Moore.
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That’s not Alan Moore! That’s a homeless ma- oh wait it is Alan Moore
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Those days are behind him, in more ways than one.


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Why didn’t I know this was happening before? What the fuck, comic-con.
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Too real The Onion...
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