@projectjax better prepare the futon.
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HE'S NOT WELCOME
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That's what you said last time and all it took was a couple free pineapple pizzas.
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Somebody in marketing really needs to change the slogan. "Decent tweets" is blatantly false advertising.pic.twitter.com/TVs4o8KsR1
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Hey now wait a minute
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"I don't really mind him being around that much, it's just that the couch is starting to smell like garlic butter dip..."
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Ship him to Omaha!!
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He’s just needs a little time until he gets a call to interview with trump’s administration.
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Once you've got a Papa John infested in your couch you've gotta get an exterminator.
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throw it away. get a new couch. all the piss in the world wont fix that issue.
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All the piss in the world could solve a lot of problems though, you have to admit.
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the world just needs a big bucket of fresh piss, a brush, and some elbow grease
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You sound a lot like one of my magazine writers.
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is this one of those little magazines that homeless people sell for $1 on the subway?
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